i love this quote shit stuff
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From the movie Clue
"Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable."
- "You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!"
- "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."
- "Why would anybody want to kill the cook?"
- "Dinner wasn't that bad"
- "Can I get a straight answer from you?"
- "Certainly, what was the question?"
"One plus two plus two plus one is...shut up. Point is, there's still one more bullet left in this gun."
From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
"Hey, remember how mad he got when I broke my retainer? That was just a little piece of plastic. This is a Ferrari."
From the movie The Princess Bride
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen!"
"Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah…So tweasuwe youw wove,..."
From the movie Shrek
Shrek: "Ogres are like onions."
Donkey: "They stink?"
Shrek: "Yes. No."
Donkey: "Oh, they make you cry."
Shrek: "No."
Donkey: "Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs."
Shrek: "NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." [sighs]
Donkey: "Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. How about parfait? E'ybody likes parfait. You ever asked someone out for some parfait and they say 'Hell naw. I don't like no damn parfait!'?"
Donkey: "So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?"
Shrek: "In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her."
Donkey: "I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek."
Fiona: "You didn't slay the dragon?"
Shrek: "It's on my to-do list."
Puppets at the Information Center [Singing]: "Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place
Please keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE!
Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect... place!"
Donkey: "WOW!!! Let's do that again!!"
"Blue flowers, red thorns, blue flowers, red thorns ... This would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind!"
Princess Fiona: [as ogre] "Donkey, shh, shh it's me... in this body."
Donkey: [gasps] "YOU ATE THE PRINCESS?"
wow... I STILL have no life...
Lots of Love,
Denise
From the movie Clue
"Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable."
- "You lure men to their deaths, like a spider with flies!"
- "Flies are where men are most vulnerable."
- "Why would anybody want to kill the cook?"
- "Dinner wasn't that bad"
- "Can I get a straight answer from you?"
- "Certainly, what was the question?"
"One plus two plus two plus one is...shut up. Point is, there's still one more bullet left in this gun."
From the movie Ferris Bueller's Day Off
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
"Hey, remember how mad he got when I broke my retainer? That was just a little piece of plastic. This is a Ferrari."
From the movie The Princess Bride
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen!"
"Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us togethew today. Mawwage, that bwessed awwangement, that dweam within a dweam. And wove, twue wove, wiww fowwow you fowevah…So tweasuwe youw wove,..."
From the movie Shrek
Shrek: "Ogres are like onions."
Donkey: "They stink?"
Shrek: "Yes. No."
Donkey: "Oh, they make you cry."
Shrek: "No."
Donkey: "Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs."
Shrek: "NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers." [sighs]
Donkey: "Oh, you both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions. How about parfait? E'ybody likes parfait. You ever asked someone out for some parfait and they say 'Hell naw. I don't like no damn parfait!'?"
Donkey: "So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?"
Shrek: "In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her."
Donkey: "I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek."
Fiona: "You didn't slay the dragon?"
Shrek: "It's on my to-do list."
Puppets at the Information Center [Singing]: "Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town
Here we have some rules, let us lay them down
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get along fine
Duloc is a perfect place
Please keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your... FACE!
Duloc is, Duloc is, Duloc is a perfect... place!"
Donkey: "WOW!!! Let's do that again!!"
"Blue flowers, red thorns, blue flowers, red thorns ... This would be so much easier if I wasn't colorblind!"
Princess Fiona: [as ogre] "Donkey, shh, shh it's me... in this body."
Donkey: [gasps] "YOU ATE THE PRINCESS?"
wow... I STILL have no life...
Lots of Love,
Denise