Mar 31, 2017 14:17
Never, ever, NEVER EVER taste a piece of 40 year old 'trading card' gum. If you are tempted, DO NOT DO IT.
It fools you into thinking it might be OK. IT IS NOT!
My GOD I can't get the aftertaste out of my mouth! It tastes like a mummy's wrapping with a vinyl backing. AND IT WON'T GO AWAY!!
LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE!! AVENGE ME!