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elevatorwarrior January 18 2009, 22:05:52 UTC
This's going to go over so well with the girls.

(facepalming)
You got to make one feel special, appeal to her and crap, then ask her out. Y'don't just make an announcement then expect them to line up at your door, famous or whatever.

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toburnperfectly January 18 2009, 22:10:21 UTC
What do you know about my charm, huh? Girls love me, you know.

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elevatorwarrior January 18 2009, 22:23:40 UTC
Your charm, huh? Let me tell something my girlfriend told me when we started dating.

Forwarded:

Girls Rule #1: All men are pigs.

Girls Rule #2: Men who are not pigs are actually goats.

Girls Rule #3: Men who are not pigs or goats are rats.

Girls Rule #4: Rats can be cute on occasion, but mostly they're pesky and everywhere you don't want them to be.

Girls Rule #5: Guys that think they're charming are actually just rats pretending to be mice.

Girls Rule #6: Rats, like mice, can be trained with the right bits of cheese.

Girls Rule #7: Once in a while, there'll be a rat suitable to turn into a fox, but only after many hard years of grooming.

Even with the years of grooming, you're still a rat. Lucky for you, I like rats. <3
-Cissnei

And there you have it.

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toburnperfectly January 18 2009, 22:30:48 UTC
... what're you trying to say, huh?

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elevatorwarrior January 18 2009, 22:33:13 UTC
Think on it for a while. I got no time to be messing around with you, anyway. Have to find her before she gets mutilated.

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toburnperfectly January 18 2009, 22:35:43 UTC
134_340 January 18 2009, 22:14:42 UTC
I applaud you for trying.

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elevatorwarrior January 18 2009, 22:25:12 UTC
Heh, at least it'll be amusing if they start trying to kick him in the shin. Or worse.

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134_340 January 18 2009, 22:31:20 UTC
As long as they aren't the ones getting hurt, all is well.

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