Why I don't keep Knifes on me
So MWO show this Sunday. Lame Match.. lol nothing against the booking .. Because I am lucky I even had a match..
But anyways.. Plat, Cooter, and myself are doing by the bar watching the rest of the show.. Next thing I know this Fan that was in the font roll came up and ask for us to sign one of our flyers for some reason the Russian is next to us.. So we had fun with the fact that he has to be in Gimmick and Not Speack..... I go can you write your name.. Nothing.. then I go Russian can you do this... and I write "Russian Guy" and he looks at me and slowy writes IVAN. and walks away.. So was pretty fun messing with someone who has to stay in Gimmick and not talk..
Well then out of nowhere this Long Hair Drunk walks up to us and try to get us to arm wrestle him for $50.. and he won't take no for an Answer. and When he got to me.. I look at him and said.. "NO I HAVE NO MONEY I JUST BURIED MY FATHER" and he looks at me and goes "Your lieing" O mother fucker if I didn't leave my fucken huge pocket knife to open boxes at work in the car.. I think I would of pulled it out on this asshole.. I won't lie I went to go for it in my pocket thats how close I was....Then after Cooter and Plat said No he is not lieing.. He looks at me and gives me his hand.. I wanted to just cut it off so bad...
Wow I never thought of killing someone before.. But then he goes "Come on someone Arm Wrestle me for $50 I need to buy more Beer" So I try to send him Leo's Way but he won't go...
Then he was asking how does he get into the MWO.. So yeah.. Plat send him for someone who wasn't in the company at all.. So he could leave us alone.
Again this is why I don't keeps Knifes on me..
But anyways.. Plat, Cooter, and myself are doing by the bar watching the rest of the show.. Next thing I know this Fan that was in the font roll came up and ask for us to sign one of our flyers for some reason the Russian is next to us.. So we had fun with the fact that he has to be in Gimmick and Not Speack..... I go can you write your name.. Nothing.. then I go Russian can you do this... and I write "Russian Guy" and he looks at me and slowy writes IVAN. and walks away.. So was pretty fun messing with someone who has to stay in Gimmick and not talk..
Well then out of nowhere this Long Hair Drunk walks up to us and try to get us to arm wrestle him for $50.. and he won't take no for an Answer. and When he got to me.. I look at him and said.. "NO I HAVE NO MONEY I JUST BURIED MY FATHER" and he looks at me and goes "Your lieing" O mother fucker if I didn't leave my fucken huge pocket knife to open boxes at work in the car.. I think I would of pulled it out on this asshole.. I won't lie I went to go for it in my pocket thats how close I was....Then after Cooter and Plat said No he is not lieing.. He looks at me and gives me his hand.. I wanted to just cut it off so bad...
Wow I never thought of killing someone before.. But then he goes "Come on someone Arm Wrestle me for $50 I need to buy more Beer" So I try to send him Leo's Way but he won't go...
Then he was asking how does he get into the MWO.. So yeah.. Plat send him for someone who wasn't in the company at all.. So he could leave us alone.
Again this is why I don't keeps Knifes on me..