funnest. shit. ever

Oct 19, 2004 15:21

so today, brandon was driving me and our friend lauren home, we were being obnoxiously loud while singing (whoops..destructive decision lol)when we came across this freaky old lady walking in the middle of the street on edgewood. i saw her first and yelled "HOBO!!!!!" LOL, but brandon thought i was singing along to the song and didn't notice so i yelled "DON'T HIT THE FUCKING HOBO!!!!" to which he took notice and promptly slammed on the breaks(about 20ish feet from that stupid fuck of a person) and screamed "WTFFFFFF" ahhahaha, then then did some nifty maneuvering and let her waddle by. Then we all pissed ourselves laughing for a good couple minutes. In his/our defense the lady picked the ONLY fucking jacket in the world that blends perfectly with wooded areas and went "Hey, i feel like being a dumbass, lemme go walk in the middle of edgewood right after school let out, in the fucking rain"

either way...that shit was funny as hell

the end.
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