Nobuta wo Produce gives me a soymilk high
He gets along superbly with everyone in school. He is smart,trendy and fun. He dates the prettiest girl in the form. In other words,he's a superficial hypocrite. He is none other than
but our pretty and slightly effeminate ou-sama has a little secret. He touches things. Willow trees to be specific. No one knows,except
She was going to hang herself from his good luck tree because she had a childhood history only emo kids dreamt of having. Post-suicidal attempt and a little chat with our shiny prince,she found herself transferred to his school and class. Inevitably,she was bullied for being a scaridy-cat and looking like Samarra's second twin. That's the sad high school logic for you.
Doushio?
Never fear. This is the right job for our shiny albeit skinny prince. He will transform her into a heavenly creature because that's exactly the kind of thing superfluous and image-conscious princes are good at. He gets a little sidekick a.k.a. jester a.k.a. Shiba inu in the form of
Our canine friend loves soymilk so much to the extend of getting high on it. He also uses his inebriate state to seduce our little ou-sama whenever possible. Or maybe there's something about Japanese soybeans that make one goes 'Kon' and pulls uke facies.
Even the myopic could see that our soymilk drunk here should be the pretty prince since he has more babyfat than the present scrawny Highness. I cannot believe why he isn't. What's wrong with you,damn producers?! Nobuta wo Produce makes a good gag drama to watch on an evening when you don't want to use too much NOBUTA MENTAL POWER. <------this sentence is a gag. please laugh.
The burning question on my mind is - how is it possible that there is a sudden influx of effeminate pretty boys in Japan? Look at Akanishi Jin,Kamenashi Kazuya,the NEWS boys,Yamapi,Hideaki Takizawa,Tsukamoto Takeshi,Hiroki Narimiya and that femmieboy who had a crush on Nobuko. Had someone been a busy bee in the cloning lab? What would happen to the reign of Camui Gackt,the gayest vampire in Japan (and possibly Asia),with this sudden surge of bishieness?