Jewish Holiday Travel Agency

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Tonight, while trying to plan our Hanukkah vacation, some friends and I came up with a wonderful set of tourist destinations for the next Jewish calendar year.
(I apologize in advance for how offensive it might seem - I swear, it's all meant in the name of good fun!)

Hanukkah - Greece
Purim - Iran
Passover - Egypt
Yom haShoah - Germany
Yom Yerushalayim - Israel
Tisha b'Av - Italy

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