That's right. I'm listening to the Spice Girls! Go fuck yourself!

May 31, 2005 13:51

So, since I promised an update last week, I guess I'll be doing that now. Friday we went to the Black Crowes concerts, and it blew the big floppy donkey dick. They played a decent set, but the people clearly weren't there to see the show. It was hot, they were drunk, and they clearly had no idea how to hold their booze; thus, I have dubbed it "Inebriated Redneck Fest 2005."

After the show, we went to a party that Eric was having at this fancy ass apartment and I got really drunk and threw up and it was awesome. I've never seen so much penis in my life. It's a shame they were all gay though. It's like being a vegetarian at an all you can eat meat buffet. So sad. Well, no matter their sexual preference, I got to make out wth a lot of hot dudes and that's always good in my book. I think it was one of the best parties I've ever been to even though it got a little.......um.....interesting at the end of the night.

The next day sucked because I didn't get home until almost 4 and then my mom wanted me to get up and re-landscape the back yard. Which involved extensive amounts of time in the sun. Some guy that I didn't even know I had given my number to sent me a text message about another party on Saturday night, but the idea of any type of alcohol in my body kind of made me want to throw up, so I passed out on my couch after I ate dinner and got up for work on Sunday. That was boring as hell...which pretty much goes without saying, but it was especially boring because of the race and the holiday on Monday, so that was hell for 10 hours. I came home and Amber stopped by to visit on her way home! Hooray for Amber being home! Then later Ashley, Amber, and I went to the park. Ahhhh....the triangle is together once again.

Yesterday I worked in the back yard more. Then in the evening everyone came over and we just hung out in my room. We didn't even watch a movie due to the fact that by some form of magic I found some old smoke in my bong and I was to stoned/lazy to hook up the dvd player. I had fun hanging out. Good times. Yadda yadda yadda.

Today and tomorrow I will be working. Fucking Staples. Thursday, however, is Broad Ripple day. We will be going to BR to go to the Magic Bus and Indy CD and Vinyl and many other fine retail establishments because Broad Ripple is the tits. That's right. The tits.

If anyone has plans for this weekend, they should let me know because I don't know what we're doing, and I want to get drunk. So, someone let me know!
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