Fugly Puddings

Jun 24, 2009 05:44

While playing The Sims 3, I decided to turn free will on the highest level for this household just to see what would happen.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...



The Super-Dramatic, Horror-Filled Adventures of Antonio and Lovino

This is Antonio.


He is smiling for absolutely no reason whatesoever. Because he can do that.

This is Lovino.


He actually has a reason for this horrible glare, but it isn't a very good one DAMN YOU LUDWIIIIG

These two are pretty good friends, but they've got quite a bit of communication issues.


I think Ludwig is a pretty cool guy, he--



SDFGHJKLJK LUDWIIIIG



This picture has nothing to do with the story, I just thought I'd throw it in there. Oh, those excitable Sims~

ANYWAYS, Despite these obvious issues, It's all good.



So one day, I decided that I'm gonna get up from my desk to get something to drink, and this is what I see when I come back.


OKAY WHO LIT ANTONIO ON FIRE. I try to go find someone to help him, but then I see that no one else is home. Hell.



OH GOD WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!

Everyone spends the next few days b'awwwing, especially Lovino. Poor guy.


...D:

A few hours of dramatic angst and tears later, Lovino gets a random-ass phone call WHILE HE IS TRYING TO MOURN DAMN IT ALL.





DFGHJKLFGHJKL. DFGHJ. YESSSS.

So Lovino hauls his ass over to the Lab faster than I've ever seen a car on this game go. What came out of that experiment was not exactly what I had expected, though.


At least he's...still here?



Mmhmh Loviii~ ♥

The next day, Lovino decides to commit suicide by jumping in a decorative pool. Decorative pools have no ladder. Everyone who has ever played the Sims knows that if you jump in a pool with no ladder, you aren't getting out alive. Nnng my Sims are dumbasses.



Well, maybe the pointless suicide wasn't actually all that pontless.


:3

the adventures of toasty-sims

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