While playing The Sims 3, I decided to turn free will on the highest level for this household just to see what would happen.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...
The Super-Dramatic, Horror-Filled Adventures of Antonio and Lovino
This is Antonio.
He is smiling for absolutely no reason whatesoever. Because he can do that.
This is Lovino.
He actually has a reason for this horrible glare, but it isn't a very good one DAMN YOU LUDWIIIIG
These two are pretty good friends, but they've got quite a bit of communication issues.
I think Ludwig is a pretty cool guy, he--
SDFGHJKLJK LUDWIIIIG
This picture has nothing to do with the story, I just thought I'd throw it in there. Oh, those excitable Sims~
ANYWAYS, Despite these obvious issues, It's all good.
So one day, I decided that I'm gonna get up from my desk to get something to drink, and this is what I see when I come back.
OKAY WHO LIT ANTONIO ON FIRE. I try to go find someone to help him, but then I see that no one else is home. Hell.
OH GOD WHAT IS HE DOING HERE?!
Everyone spends the next few days b'awwwing, especially Lovino. Poor guy.
...D:
A few hours of dramatic angst and tears later, Lovino gets a random-ass phone call WHILE HE IS TRYING TO MOURN DAMN IT ALL.
DFGHJKLFGHJKL. DFGHJ. YESSSS.
So Lovino hauls his ass over to the Lab faster than I've ever seen a car on this game go. What came out of that experiment was not exactly what I had expected, though.
At least he's...still here?
Mmhmh Loviii~ ♥
The next day, Lovino decides to commit suicide by jumping in a decorative pool. Decorative pools have no ladder. Everyone who has ever played the Sims knows that if you jump in a pool with no ladder, you aren't getting out alive. Nnng my Sims are dumbasses.
Well, maybe the pointless suicide wasn't actually all that pontless.
:3