055; Why Inui Juice Should Not Be Given To Small And Innocent Children...

[toasty_tezuka]

Word Of Advice: Never give seemingly innocent children Inui Juice. You may never know what they're capable of. :| :| :|

Yesterday, to make things concise, Inui and I got arrested. For indecent exposure. Of course, this was purely accidental. How were we supposed to know those kids had baseball bats and were almost as fast as us? I mean, Inui and I

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[fukubuch0u]

I don't think you should be giving Inui juice to small children! Isn't Inui Juice too strong for them? That's hardly charity. You're lucky they were alright.

That's too bad that Inui had to spend the night in jail on his birthday. But why were you arrested? Just for being with Inui? It sounds like the police weren't very fair at all.

[toasty_tezuka]

... I can't say it was completely Inui's idea but he suggested testing it out on the freshman first.

I was arrested because I was with him as an accomplice or something ridiculous. I also wasn't going to LEAVE Inui. Jail isn't bad, Oishi, really...

[fukubuch0u]

Well, it was very careless of you, Tezuka. You know that not many people can handle Inui Juice. It's used as a punishment!

Oh. That's stupid.

The way you talk about jail makes it seem like you don't mind going there! This is serious, Tezuka. Jail is BAD.

[toasty_tezuka]

I know, Oishi, but let's face it, everyone's human and everyone makes mistakes. I do my best not to make them. The entire thing was an accident.

We were there for seven hours, it wasn't bad. We sat in a cell and Inui talked the entire time and then we were let out.

[fukubuch0u]

Alright. But now you know.

I guess that doesn't sound that bad.

[toasty_tezuka]

... Yes, I know now.

It wasn't that bad. More or less Inui and I bonded in a jail cell for seven hours. It was... enlightening.

[fukubuch0u]

I'm sorry that you got beat up with baseball bats. That sounds really painful. Are there any serious injuries?

I'm glad to hear that.

[toasty_tezuka]

No, my leg hurts but nothing serious. It was our prides that were hurt, Oishi, our prides. :|

Truly, the experience taught me a few things...

[fukubuch0u]

I'm glad that it's nothing serious.

Like what? ...I guess that's not really my business.

[toasty_tezuka]

Children can hit surprisingly hard, Oishi.

I'll tell you later...

[fukubuch0u]

Yeah. With baseball bats, anyone can hit hard. Did your leg hurt during tennis practice?

Alright.

[toasty_tezuka]

No, some kid hit me yesterday. :|

Yes.

[fukubuch0u]

...That's what I mean. Did your leg hurt at practice because of kid hitting you . Or something. Now I'm confused.

[toasty_tezuka]

A kid yesterday hit me with a baseball bat and my leg hurts from that. I was alright during tennis practice today. Nothing happened then.

[fukubuch0u]

I know. Never mind. I'm glad your leg didn't hurt at practice.