desperate times call for desperate meausres

Apr 25, 2006 18:24

I know I don;t post often, but i need the help of the whole community on this one. I am offering a cash reward to anyone who can track something down for me. I know this may sound odd, but i have exhausted my own resources, so i must bring in the professionals on this one (that's you guys).

I am looking for "Bert's Apple Crumb" by a band called The Quik. This is an old song, i'm guessing latge fifties to early sixties, and it is an instrumental song. You'll know when you hear it because you can't help but say, "God Damn! This is a good fucking song!" when you listen to it.

I will give the generous sum of one U.S. dollar in small, non-consecutive bills to who ever can point me in the right direction of said auditory snipe.

If anyone should actually manage to wrangle the culprit and confine her to some sort of storage device (although i'm not sure they make CDs for saongs that rock this hard) I will reluctantly pay them the unheardof sum of three dollars, plus a kiss (tongue for ladies only.)

There you have it. Your mission lays before you and adventure awaits. Nobody said it was gonna be easy. There's no guarantee of success, and many before you have faltered, but i believe in you my little internet trailblazers! Go forth and show that internet who the bitch is!

P.S. part of the deal is you have to figure out who this is, but most of you probably already know.
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