I blow at playing hooky
Here's a funny little anticdote for you
today i woke up and thought "i dont want to go to school today, I'm going to fake sick"
so i did.
the non ver badum abridged version (oxymoron?) of my morning:
me: mom, i need to say home i have a sore throat
mom: you can't miss school
me:but im sick
mom: no we're sending you to the doctor
me:fine
one hour later at the doctors office:
me:boohoo i feel soo sick and my throat's soo itchy <100% whining>
doctor:fine we'll do some tests
me:gag ( that was the sound of them shoving a popsicle stick down my throat )
doctor: well, we have your results and youre strep positive. You'll need to stay home for two days
me:( staring blankly in shock )
I was faking it!!!! and now i have flipping strep throat, talk about karma.
today i woke up and thought "i dont want to go to school today, I'm going to fake sick"
so i did.
the non ver badum abridged version (oxymoron?) of my morning:
me: mom, i need to say home i have a sore throat
mom: you can't miss school
me:but im sick
mom: no we're sending you to the doctor
me:fine
one hour later at the doctors office:
me:boohoo i feel soo sick and my throat's soo itchy <100% whining>
doctor:fine we'll do some tests
me:gag ( that was the sound of them shoving a popsicle stick down my throat )
doctor: well, we have your results and youre strep positive. You'll need to stay home for two days
me:( staring blankly in shock )
I was faking it!!!! and now i have flipping strep throat, talk about karma.