I totally deserve it
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I gave saru_kage a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Sunday I helped zanna2332 see the light (8 points). In August I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In November I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (431 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
toastboi