It turns out i kind of feel the need to post about shows when shippy things happen. I JUST CAN'T KEEP MY MOUTH SHUT. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.
Yeah, so, Michael kind of totally lost his shit. About Sara. He yelled! And kicked Bellick in the FACE! I'm just so effing excited that he finally found out about the OD. He just... he got SO UPSET! It takes a LOT to get Michael upset! And then he CALLED HER. Which was a very dangerous thing to do but he didn't care and there was CRYING IN HIS VOICE. I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS.
I do, however, find it fairly amusing how Sara is all "i've moved on! ME AND LANCE ARE REALLY HITTING IT OFF" and she's recovered and in AA and it seems like months have passed in her little world, when it's only been, like... two or three days since the break-out. But anyway, he told her it was real! Which was exactly what she doubted! She was snippy but she didn't really mean it! Dude, there was ACTUAL MICHAEL/SARA INTERACTION. That hasn't happened in forever.
The little Sara and "Lance" flirting was kind of cute, though. Crack in the blueberry pie, HAH. KELLERMAN. It's too bad you are totally evil.
All that Nika business gave me a little bit of whiplash. So much back-and-forth! "Shit, she's playing the boys! Oh, she's playing Bellick! Shit, she really is lying to the boys! OH HOLY GROSS KISSING BELLICK. Oh, taking one for the team! In love with Michael?!??!" That was some craziness. She really did get the short end of the stick, though; she just thought Michael was pretty and all she got in return was having to kiss Bellick. Sucks to be her.
MICHAEL KICKED BELLICK IN THE FACE AND CRIED APOLOGIES TO SARA ON THE PHONE.
Oh, fuck, man, Abruzzi is dead. :( I was pretty much expecting it, but... ABRUZZI! I loved him. Vengeance wouldn't have gotten you into Heaven, John! YOU WERE FREE, DAMMIT. Think of the children.
My mind is clouded with the look on Michael's face when he heard about Sara's overdose. So guilty and sad and confused and upset and MICHAEL. OH, MICHAEL.