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toastandtea

the ad in entertainment weekly prompted this.

Aug 18, 2006 00:35

In honor of the Prison Break premiere on Monday (!), here are a few old icons for taking.

( please don't kill Dr. Sara okay thanks )

icons, prison break

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lauresque August 18 2006, 04:40:21 UTC

hey, remember that time Wentworth stripped down and went swimming?

...cause I do.

toastandtea August 18 2006, 04:43:40 UTC

When who did what? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Except YES and VERY YES. Oh my goodness i cannot even begin to imagine all the new season's opportunities for nakedness. OH JOY OF JOYS!

lauresque August 18 2006, 04:44:41 UTC

He can hide from the law in all sorts of unsavory places. Like... STEAM ROOMS. and NUDIST RESORTS. And... and... NUDIST RESORT STEAM ROOMS!

toastandtea August 18 2006, 04:55:15 UTC

PLEASE TELL ME YOU HAVE NOTIFIED THE PRODUCERS OF YOUR BRILLIANT IDEAS.

I'm trying to think of other reasons for him to take his clothes off, but thinking... is... hard. You know people get very dirty when they're on the run from the law! I'm sure at one point he'll maybe have to hide under some truck in the mud and then he'll just be all muddy and his clothes will be a mess and he'll just HAVE to take them off and OH NO NAKED! Or get a little too close to some fire and those clothes will just burn right off, not harming his body of course, but just burnt enough that he'll have to quickly rip off the clothes and OH NO NAKED! OH, or the clothes will get caught on some bushes, because you often have to hide in the bushes and brambles when on the run from the law, so of course they'll get all ripped and shredded and clothes just aren't any good when they're shredded and OH NO NAKED!

SO MANY DELIGHTFUL SCENARIOS.

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lauresque August 18 2006, 05:18:18 UTC

Spontaneous clothes-removing windgusts are the best kind of windgusts.

Unless you were implying he wears a skirt... which... also totally in support of.

toastandtea August 18 2006, 05:23:23 UTC

True! He may be a genius, but that doesn't mean he knows how to fasten his clothes very well! WHOOPS, THEY JUST FLEW RIGHT OFF. Hey, maybe he wears stripper pants, you don't know. Actually, it's most likely that Michael DOES wear stripper pants in his real life.

And, again, i can think of the wonderful AD crossovers. Oh, GOB.

THAT'S IT! Michael undercover as a Hot Cop! :D ! :D !

lauresque August 18 2006, 05:16:49 UTC

I have indeed notified the producers... alas, this was before the restraining order. woe.

OH NO NAKED! should be the tagline for Prison Break. Seriously. Who WOULDN'T watch that show? "This week on prison break... OH NO NAKED!"

(Yknow where else he can hide from the law? My apartment. Just saying...)

toastandtea August 18 2006, 05:31:55 UTC

Your NEWLY REORGANIZED apartment! You guys can bond over... arranging things. Him with the architecture/escapes, you with the furniture. You're like peas in a pod. :D

"OH NO NAKED!" would make for the BEST promos ever. With just, like... yelling of "OH NO NAKED!" I also envision it with lots of cracked out flashing colors, somewhat like a Girls Gone Wild commercial. Plus it would completely suit Fox anyway! I AM A MARKETING GENIUS.

lauresque August 18 2006, 05:35:30 UTC

Marina, don't joke about Wentworth arranging things... that's... too awesome to comprehend. They'd be so neat and organized and symmetrical and the space would TOTALLY BE OPTIMIZED! OMG he could ALPHABETIZE! *fans self*

...I just went to my happy place.

You really are a marketing genius. I recommend pitching these ideas directly to the bigwigs. Tell them lies like "Get Wentworth naked and people might stop bitching about you cancelling Firefly"

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