i just can't look, it's killing meeeee

Apr 14, 2005 01:50

Smallville - Onyx

WOO, two Lexes! I like that. That's good. Evil Lex cracked me up (when he shot Bo Duke in the leg! HEE!) and just generally kicked ass. How angry he got at the Good Lex? Ooooh man. Beautiful. MR is so awesome.

I did NOT, however, like the Lexana. Because i never do. Because it sucks. Out of all the shows i watch? I think it's the one thing that pisses me off the most. I just cannot STAND that they have to make yet another character in love with Lana. She's a glassy-eyed doll and they keep insisting that she's strong because somehow she can kickbox and is an integral part of the mythology and WHY GOD WHY? I suppose with the right fanon spin there is something interesting about that (her being this empty, idyllic thing that everyone projects their desires onto), but in terms of execution on the show, you know they're not thinking that deep, and it's so annoying i want to gouge out my eyes. Lex is so awesome, and Lana sucks so much, and i simply cannot support anything that is such a horrible, horrible dichotomy.

ANYway. Sorry i have to rant about that, because normally when people complain about hating something on a show (usually something that i like, of course), i want to ask them why the hell they're even watching. Yay, hypocrite!

How many times do you think Lex is going to find out about Clark under abnormal circumstances, only to have his memory wiped? I do enjoy getting to see his reaction, though.

Chloe and Lex had scenes together! I like that she always calls him "our favorite billionaire". Clark looking at Chloe's scrapes and brushing her hair off her face was SO ADORABLE. They're pretty!

I'm so glad Lionel has given up being Mr. Philanthropist. And duuuuuuuuuude, Lex's tiny smile at the end? DUDE. He is a creepy motherfucker sometimes. :D

Alias - Pandora

I cannot. bring myself. to care. Well, okay, that's not quite true. I was very surprised that Nadia has been visiting Katya! Had they even met before? Oh, wait. Katya had stuff to do with The Passenger last season, right? We just didn't see them interact? Maybe? I don't remember what goes on on this show anymore. Her eating the chocolate to get sick and get out of jail? Fucked up! Those Derevkos are crafty! Of cooooooourse Irina didn't want to kill Sydney. DUH. Oh, and the story, about Irina being a little pickpocket! Ah, i love her. Still weird to me that she had another daughter.

I love that Marshall and Jack are sharing a storyline. Aw. :D

Vaughn suuuuuuuucks. I was really pissed when he saw the pictures of his dad, because... DAMMIT, BILL IS DEAD. The thing i hate most about him being secretly alive is it makes Vaughn into a duplicate of Sydney. He goes undercover on missions and is a fantastic field agent (............. no.) and HEY! He also has a parent who he idolized and thought was dead but is actually evil and alive. And Irina and Bill share a history and Syd and Vaughn just happened to meet! It's all a little too incestuous. (granted, the fictional incest is a good thing lately, but... you know.) ANYWAY, i'm not sure whether to believe that it was all a hoax and Bill is actually dead, but i hope that's true.

The whole rogue mission annoyed me, too. I was reminiscing on s1 (AGAIN.) and how great Vaughn used to be. He wasn't such a gratuitous action hero jerkface. And i'm not even into the S/V anymore, but that blonde skank sucked.

WTF SLOANE? Uhhhhh... WHAT? CRAZY! :D

alias, smallville

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