there are signs that can't be learned
Hee! Fairytale mad lib thingie ganked from starbuck42:
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young TALK SHOW HOST named VAUGHN. He was INCONSPICUOUSLY STALKING in the SHINY forest when he met PRETTY JACK, a run-away SPY from the STUPID Queen IRINA.
VAUGHN could see that PRETTY JACK was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his VIOLENT PIZZA. PRETTY JACK was thankful for VAUGHN's PIZZA, so he told VAUGHN a very STRAIGHT story about Queen IRINA's daughter SYDNEY. How her mother, the STUPID Queen IRINA, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic GIRAFFE, because SYDNEY was so TIRED.
VAUGHN SMOOSHED. He vowed to PRETTY JACK the SPY that he would save the TIRED SYDNEY. He would KISS the GIRAFFE, and take SYDNEY far away from her eveil mother, the STUPID Queen IRINA, and SMACK her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a GRUMPY HURRICANE and PRETTY JACK the SPY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIRAFFE from his story. STUPID Queen IRINA BOINKED out from behind a CRACK COCAINE and struck VAUGHN dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a SQUEAK.
THE END.
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"Stupid Queen Irina" was an unfortunate placement of that adjective. Damn. And i think i should start using the phrase "Vaughn smooshed" all the time. VAUGHN SMOOSHED!
New icon: Like, only the best Rosenbaum picture EVER! ...Besides all those other ones, that is. ;D
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young TALK SHOW HOST named VAUGHN. He was INCONSPICUOUSLY STALKING in the SHINY forest when he met PRETTY JACK, a run-away SPY from the STUPID Queen IRINA.
VAUGHN could see that PRETTY JACK was hungry so he reached into his TUPPERWARE and give him his VIOLENT PIZZA. PRETTY JACK was thankful for VAUGHN's PIZZA, so he told VAUGHN a very STRAIGHT story about Queen IRINA's daughter SYDNEY. How her mother, the STUPID Queen IRINA, kept her locked away in a SKYSCRAPER protected by a gigantic GIRAFFE, because SYDNEY was so TIRED.
VAUGHN SMOOSHED. He vowed to PRETTY JACK the SPY that he would save the TIRED SYDNEY. He would KISS the GIRAFFE, and take SYDNEY far away from her eveil mother, the STUPID Queen IRINA, and SMACK her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a GRUMPY HURRICANE and PRETTY JACK the SPY began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIRAFFE from his story. STUPID Queen IRINA BOINKED out from behind a CRACK COCAINE and struck VAUGHN dead. In the far off SKYSCRAPER you could hear a SQUEAK.
THE END.
Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com
"Stupid Queen Irina" was an unfortunate placement of that adjective. Damn. And i think i should start using the phrase "Vaughn smooshed" all the time. VAUGHN SMOOSHED!
New icon: Like, only the best Rosenbaum picture EVER! ...Besides all those other ones, that is. ;D