conversation with my momma
*I just cracked my back* code: M=mom, S=Stephanie
S-"Oh yeah. I needed that crack."
M-"Stephanie, don't do crack!
S-"Yeah, okay. Hey momma, isn't crack what you snort out of your pinky nail or something?"
M-"No, that's cocaine."
S-"...crack cocaine?"
M-"No, I think crack comes in a different form, you do something else with it...oh! A pipe! Yep, you use a crack pipe."
S-"Oh mommy, I love how you're teaching me about drugs!"
M-"Well, not that much, because I obviously don't know much about them!"
Hahahahaha, I love my momma! Good times. Off to Cola here in about an hour. Yipee!
S-"Oh yeah. I needed that crack."
M-"Stephanie, don't do crack!
S-"Yeah, okay. Hey momma, isn't crack what you snort out of your pinky nail or something?"
M-"No, that's cocaine."
S-"...crack cocaine?"
M-"No, I think crack comes in a different form, you do something else with it...oh! A pipe! Yep, you use a crack pipe."
S-"Oh mommy, I love how you're teaching me about drugs!"
M-"Well, not that much, because I obviously don't know much about them!"
Hahahahaha, I love my momma! Good times. Off to Cola here in about an hour. Yipee!