ARGH This week's episodes of EVERYTHING are INTENSE. Tiger has been wiped from everyone's memories in Tiger & Bunny and now Eiji and Ankh are fighting in their Greeed forms... AHHHH Why can't next Sunday come sooner!?!?
Because I am Japanese handicapped, I asked Ice to help me translate the fanservice scene conversation between Ankh and Eiji in the second half of this week's episode. Because you know, this is how I interpret things without subs:
Ankh: WATER RAGE RAGE RAGE
Eiji: CAN'T YOU TELL I'M A GREEED I'M WEARING PURPLE DAMMIT
Ankh: I'M A GREEED I CAN'T SEE COLOURS
Above: my interpretation of what they're yelling about
Fine, from here, Ice tries to translate what Eiji and Ankh are yelling about to each other. Of course, being the impatient person I am, I sprout nonsense while she translates. Note: I was watching a later part of the scene during the front part of this conversation.
Normal text -
icepath Italics - me
eiji: return that (ooo belt)
eiji: REMEMBER THAT AWESOME FLASHBACK TO MY PAST I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT?
eiji: ankh.... i love you.
ankh: before that i got business with you
ankh: *looking at eiji in disbelief* (is he PMSing?)
eiji: gamel is ravaging around RETURN IT!
DATE AKIRA RETURNS
*shoot shoot
ankh: you...
ankh: you, are you mad??
ankh: becoming a greeed to that extend
maki: let's be purple clothes buddies. *throws medal*
eiji: well, my body is sane, at least
eiji: i'm serious
eiji: thanks to that, i understand more about greeeds
ankh: oh... so...
*plays 3-year-old fight for the belt*
eiji: ankh... i... want to touch your hair. LET ME.
eiji: ankh....i shatter cores
eiji: just so that no one will fully revive or go out of control
i shatter cores too! *holds up hammer*
*water sounds*
eiji: i won't let you use shingo-san's body as a container for medals anymore
ankh: just as i thought
maki: here's a core. now where's my popcorn.
(ankh says something i can't catch)
ankh: so i decided too. for what i want, i will destroy you who is getting in my way
(very crude and non-conversational translation)
*more shooting*
*water camera*
eiji: What is that you want?
eiji: humans?
ankh: you cheese... you destroyed my beautiful hairstyle! i won't forgive you...
ankh: it's more simple
(ankh says something i don't understand. i think he's insulting eiji for wanting to save the world)
*push, kick*
ankh: as long as greeeds exist, humans are just things
wonder what date-san will think of ankh.
(something something something about humans and their desires and blah)
ankh: whether we eat, or touch, or see it, it will never satisfy us
ankh: how much that is...
eiji: i know.
eiji: more like, i have understood
date-san: TEEHEE trollin'.... oh hi anko!
eiji: even so i'll do it
date-san: you're all wet! and why are you guys yelling at each other from a metre apart?
ankh: huh, become a greeed yourself?
*more water fight*
*terrible audio begins*
ankh: WHAT HAVE YOU UNDERSTOOD, EIJI?
ankh: you don't understand anything
date-san: oi doctor, pass the popcorn here. this could be good.
date-san: arigatou~ goutou-chan, want some?
(SOMETHING ABOUT HIM NOT DESIRING ANYTHING)
goutou: EIJI! BASH ANKH'S FACE IN
date-san: i guess not. *munches on more popcorn*
eiji: YOU ARE DESIRING!
eiji: IF YOU WANT A HUMAN LIFE, YOU SHOULD TREASURE A HUMAN'S LIFE MORE!
ankh: WHO CARES??
ankh: you try wanting something -.-
ankh: if you do that you'll understand
date-san: woah, lotsa yelling. hey you guys, I didn't turn deaf from the operation, i can hear you guys pretty clearly from up here!
ankh: have you EVER WANTED SOMETHING??
*fanservice time*
ankh: HAVE YOU, EIJI??
goutou: KILL HIM EIJI
eiji: I have. I have desired something
ankh: YOU SHUT UP
eiji: *flashback*
goutou: shutting up.
date-san: i hate these flashbacks times. i never know what they're thinking of.
eiji: even though i wanted something, i gave up (ok that line i have no idea what he actually said but from here on i know)
*past-Eiji screams*
date-san: oi doctor, ever thought of making a flashback projector or something? you know, something for the benefit of us non-flashbackers?
maki: be quiet. doll wants to watch the fight in peace.
eiji: i want power so that no matter how far it is, whatever is in front of me can reach my hand
eiji: more... more... it has come
date-san: we're out of popcorn. satanoka, mind getting more popcorn for the guy who just returned from an operation?
eiji: i got it from you (i think it's the power, of the ooo belt)
eiji: i never said this once; ankh, arigatou
*fan service ends*
satanoka: but that was an extra large tub of popcorn... *grumbles*
(am i done?)
i guess so =D
(or shall i go on?)
date-san's out of popcorn, he's going home now.