Pooooor poooor Aristotle (philo poems)

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Pooooor pooor aristotle
Such a grand and interesting theory
full of language, predications,
and of course secondary subjectives.
The complicated pages of your nearly
EXAMPLELESS
text has left many a bewildered student.
Unfortunately, you were foiled, and not
at all by intelligent scholars of philosophy,
but because of your naivity,
to the languages of the innocent African tribes,
void of your much needed
predicate verb relationships.
Aristotle,
If only you had left some examples in your text,
perhaps I would feel some sympathy,
but unfortunately, I only hate you.
So predicate that.