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Ok, so while we were in Canada and Clazz was in the middle of a conversation with a friend, I took over the entire conversation, and it went something like this:
clazz: when do you break up?
dean: thursday
dean: normally we'd be done yesterday.. but they decided to extend it for a week
clazz: wtf, why?
toady: did you like, eat chickens in assembly or something?
toady: with cheese on the side?
toady: in french dressing?
toady: and toast?
toady: or was that just my dream =/
dean: i think the air in canada is a bit strange..
toady: NO IT'S NOT YOU'RE JUST A MARMALADE SANDWICH
toady: DAMN YOU ALL
dean: you know my secret
dean: for this.. you must die *turns you into a chicken*
toady: MUWHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAMELONS
toady: ...
toady: ......
dean: hahahahaha, now you are a chicken!
toady: ..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
toady: *lays an egg*
toady: EAT IT
toady: BITCH
toady: O_o
dean: oh yes
dean: i love it
toady: o_O
toady: O_O
toady: toady: -_/
toady: HALF MY FACE FELL OFF
toady: DAMMIT
toady: ^_$
toady: @_m
toady: #_!"!@OL%!{P%TK@$
toady: ....YES
toady: THAT'S WHAT
toady: THE PRIEST
toady: TOLD
toady: MY
toady: SHOES
toady: .
toady: help.
dean: *shoves sedatives down throat*
toady: *pukes in your socks*
dean: YESSSSSSSSSSSSs
toady: YOUR LIFE IS COMPLETE
toady: DID YOU LIKE THAT, HUH, BITCH?!
toady: YOU LIKE IT WITH THE PUKE IN YOUR SOCKS
toady: OH YES.
dean: yes i did
dean: i came twice
dean: it looked like treacle the second time
dean: i think i should consult my gp
toady: turkey breath.
toady: and yes, you should.
toady: i have a fetish for japanese kidney transplants
toady: in sausage factories
toady: made from bladders of chickens
toady: and spiced with garlic chutney faces
toady: in hell.
dean: i sometimes like to put my finger inside myself
dean: it tastes like butter.
toady: ...................................
toady: Now THAT'S just WEIRD.
dean: :(
toady: ..............................................................................
toady: *runs away scared*
toady: BRACKET.
toady: 'splosion
dean: colondashcloseparenthesis
toady: O_o
toady: (clazz can't read)
toady: (i am the queen of jamaica)
toady: (WORSHIP MY GODLIKE TOES)
clazz: (should i be worried that my boyfriend is a queen?)
dean: yes
dean: haha
toady: (NO YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED)
dean: king of queens
toady: QUEEN of king of queens of lassie
dean: lassie the dog?
toady: NO
toady: THE FUCKING RASPBERRY
toady: OBVIOUSLY
toady: GJ POWIADRGH9EFJF
toady: *smackety clackety fackety twack*
toady: BITCH,.
toady: THAT'S FOR MY HEMMEROIDS.
toady: I KNOW IT WAS YOU.
dean: yes it was
dean: i like men. in a non gay way.
toady: CUNT
toady: ...........................
toady: Is that possible? =/
toady: NO WE DON'T
toady: I LOVE YOU
toady: YAY
toady: SUCK MY DICK
toady: *laughs*
dean: it is possible. i like men, but i do not want to sex men
toady: CAN I HAVE A KISS?
dean: no.
toady: *snog*
dean: i feel violated
dean: and not in the good way
toady: *laugh*
toady: i'm hungr
toady: y
toady: *some food*
toady: *eats*
toady: *is yoda*
dean: yessssss
toady: don't call me a poodle!
dean: the russians are involved
dean: jfk didn't die
dean: he lives in troon with my uncle sam
I think it's safe to say I was hyper that day.
Toady
clazz: when do you break up?
dean: thursday
dean: normally we'd be done yesterday.. but they decided to extend it for a week
clazz: wtf, why?
toady: did you like, eat chickens in assembly or something?
toady: with cheese on the side?
toady: in french dressing?
toady: and toast?
toady: or was that just my dream =/
dean: i think the air in canada is a bit strange..
toady: NO IT'S NOT YOU'RE JUST A MARMALADE SANDWICH
toady: DAMN YOU ALL
dean: you know my secret
dean: for this.. you must die *turns you into a chicken*
toady: MUWHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAMELONS
toady: ...
toady: ......
dean: hahahahaha, now you are a chicken!
toady: ..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
toady: *lays an egg*
toady: EAT IT
toady: BITCH
toady: O_o
dean: oh yes
dean: i love it
toady: o_O
toady: O_O
toady: toady: -_/
toady: HALF MY FACE FELL OFF
toady: DAMMIT
toady: ^_$
toady: @_m
toady: #_!"!@OL%!{P%TK@$
toady: ....YES
toady: THAT'S WHAT
toady: THE PRIEST
toady: TOLD
toady: MY
toady: SHOES
toady: .
toady: help.
dean: *shoves sedatives down throat*
toady: *pukes in your socks*
dean: YESSSSSSSSSSSSs
toady: YOUR LIFE IS COMPLETE
toady: DID YOU LIKE THAT, HUH, BITCH?!
toady: YOU LIKE IT WITH THE PUKE IN YOUR SOCKS
toady: OH YES.
dean: yes i did
dean: i came twice
dean: it looked like treacle the second time
dean: i think i should consult my gp
toady: turkey breath.
toady: and yes, you should.
toady: i have a fetish for japanese kidney transplants
toady: in sausage factories
toady: made from bladders of chickens
toady: and spiced with garlic chutney faces
toady: in hell.
dean: i sometimes like to put my finger inside myself
dean: it tastes like butter.
toady: ...................................
toady: Now THAT'S just WEIRD.
dean: :(
toady: ..............................................................................
toady: *runs away scared*
toady: BRACKET.
toady: 'splosion
dean: colondashcloseparenthesis
toady: O_o
toady: (clazz can't read)
toady: (i am the queen of jamaica)
toady: (WORSHIP MY GODLIKE TOES)
clazz: (should i be worried that my boyfriend is a queen?)
dean: yes
dean: haha
toady: (NO YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED)
dean: king of queens
toady: QUEEN of king of queens of lassie
dean: lassie the dog?
toady: NO
toady: THE FUCKING RASPBERRY
toady: OBVIOUSLY
toady: GJ POWIADRGH9EFJF
toady: *smackety clackety fackety twack*
toady: BITCH,.
toady: THAT'S FOR MY HEMMEROIDS.
toady: I KNOW IT WAS YOU.
dean: yes it was
dean: i like men. in a non gay way.
toady: CUNT
toady: ...........................
toady: Is that possible? =/
toady: NO WE DON'T
toady: I LOVE YOU
toady: YAY
toady: SUCK MY DICK
toady: *laughs*
dean: it is possible. i like men, but i do not want to sex men
toady: CAN I HAVE A KISS?
dean: no.
toady: *snog*
dean: i feel violated
dean: and not in the good way
toady: *laugh*
toady: i'm hungr
toady: y
toady: *some food*
toady: *eats*
toady: *is yoda*
dean: yessssss
toady: don't call me a poodle!
dean: the russians are involved
dean: jfk didn't die
dean: he lives in troon with my uncle sam
I think it's safe to say I was hyper that day.
Toady