bunch of random "ifs" (and mike being bored at work and thinking of things and then continueing it)
if i am nervous or turn red, then there is probably a
girl around that i like or is being talked about.
if i am impatient, it is because i have things i would
like to be getting done instead of what i am doing.
if you ask me how i'm doing, and i say fine, then something is probably bothering me
if you ask me how i'm doing, and i say pretty good or not bad, then i'm having an okay day, but not the greatest
if you ask me how i'm doing and i say super terrific all around great....then i'm having a super terrific all around great day
if you like me, like me, don't play me
if you think i'm cute, tell me i'm cute
if i turn red, i am embarrassed
if i don't look good, don't tell me i look good
if something about me looks odd or misplaced, tell me so i can fix it and look better.
if i keep looking away while we're talking instead of at you, it is because i want to end the conversation/leave
if i start saying "well" during this, it mean shut the **** up and let me leave
if i say i like you, i mean it
if i say i love you, i mean it
if i say love(luv) ya too/love(luv) ya back I love you as a friend/family
if i say love ya more, it means i want you to know that i love you
if you say love ya more, and i respond with that's impossible, that means i feel there is absolutely no way that you love me more than i love you
if i stud-t-d-t-d-er it means i'm flustered or something is bothering me
if i'm late, it means i wanted to look good when i arrived
if i'm early, it means i had nothing going on before said event
if you complain to me, don't expect me to be able to do something about it
if i complain, it is because somebody else complained to me so i feel that i need a turn to complain
if you want my help/advice, ask for it, i am always willing to offer it to you
if i forget to call you, it is really because i forgot to call you (ask my sister kim if you don't believe me)
if you call me and i don't answer, i'm either at work, doing something important, or don't want to talk to you at that time.....leave a message, i "will" call you back
i love music
if i lie to you, i am either drunk or don't want to hurt your feelings....but in things that really matter, i won't lie
if i hurt your feelings, i'm sorry, it wasn't my intention
if you ask me if i'm crabby today, i will cut you, because if i wasn't before, you asking me that just made me crabby
if i threaten you, i am joking and don't really mean it
if i am mean, i am joking or being sarcastic
if you read this, i admire you
if you don't read this, i admire you
if you are my friend, i admire you
you are my friend
if i ignore you, it isn't because i do not care, it is because i have something important to get done
if i ignore you again, flick me and make me realize it so i can pay more attention
if i smile, i am happy/having a good time
or
if i smile, i might be trying to hide the truth
but, i do not know how you can tell the difference, but some people can....those are the people who know me most
if i did something wrong, correct me
if i do not stop doing this now, i do not know when i will stop, so peace to all, and have a wonderful weekend and Easter
girl around that i like or is being talked about.
if i am impatient, it is because i have things i would
like to be getting done instead of what i am doing.
if you ask me how i'm doing, and i say fine, then something is probably bothering me
if you ask me how i'm doing, and i say pretty good or not bad, then i'm having an okay day, but not the greatest
if you ask me how i'm doing and i say super terrific all around great....then i'm having a super terrific all around great day
if you like me, like me, don't play me
if you think i'm cute, tell me i'm cute
if i turn red, i am embarrassed
if i don't look good, don't tell me i look good
if something about me looks odd or misplaced, tell me so i can fix it and look better.
if i keep looking away while we're talking instead of at you, it is because i want to end the conversation/leave
if i start saying "well" during this, it mean shut the **** up and let me leave
if i say i like you, i mean it
if i say i love you, i mean it
if i say love(luv) ya too/love(luv) ya back I love you as a friend/family
if i say love ya more, it means i want you to know that i love you
if you say love ya more, and i respond with that's impossible, that means i feel there is absolutely no way that you love me more than i love you
if i stud-t-d-t-d-er it means i'm flustered or something is bothering me
if i'm late, it means i wanted to look good when i arrived
if i'm early, it means i had nothing going on before said event
if you complain to me, don't expect me to be able to do something about it
if i complain, it is because somebody else complained to me so i feel that i need a turn to complain
if you want my help/advice, ask for it, i am always willing to offer it to you
if i forget to call you, it is really because i forgot to call you (ask my sister kim if you don't believe me)
if you call me and i don't answer, i'm either at work, doing something important, or don't want to talk to you at that time.....leave a message, i "will" call you back
i love music
if i lie to you, i am either drunk or don't want to hurt your feelings....but in things that really matter, i won't lie
if i hurt your feelings, i'm sorry, it wasn't my intention
if you ask me if i'm crabby today, i will cut you, because if i wasn't before, you asking me that just made me crabby
if i threaten you, i am joking and don't really mean it
if i am mean, i am joking or being sarcastic
if you read this, i admire you
if you don't read this, i admire you
if you are my friend, i admire you
you are my friend
if i ignore you, it isn't because i do not care, it is because i have something important to get done
if i ignore you again, flick me and make me realize it so i can pay more attention
if i smile, i am happy/having a good time
or
if i smile, i might be trying to hide the truth
but, i do not know how you can tell the difference, but some people can....those are the people who know me most
if i did something wrong, correct me
if i do not stop doing this now, i do not know when i will stop, so peace to all, and have a wonderful weekend and Easter