good ole dick....

Jul 05, 2007 13:42

[13:37] toadPants: HA!! Good ole Dick [Cheney].. I'm gonna miss that guy..
[13:37] cyberflannigan: his heart is already powered by the Evil Machine he won in a card game with some insane general
[13:37] toadPants: ...it's just awesome to have someone on which you can personify the face of evil.
[13:37] cyberflannigan: pretty much
[13:37] cyberflannigan: i detest that dude so much
[13:37] toadPants: makes everything so much less grey.. you know?
[13:37] cyberflannigan: yeah
[13:37] cyberflannigan: and that's never good
[13:38] cyberflannigan: things need to stay nice and gray
[13:38] toadPants: yeah.. I know.. but it's not as hard to think about...
[13:38] toadPants: and if we can make things easier, why not just go with it?
[13:38] cyberflannigan: yeah, it's easy: impeach the ass and invoke nationalized health care
[13:38] toadPants: sounds like a good plan to me.. where to I sign up?
[13:38] cyberflannigan: not sure now
[13:38] toadPants: dammit.. it's grey again.
[13:38] cyberflannigan: at one point congress seemed to be taking votes
[13:39] toadPants: now they're just ordering pizza.
[13:39] cyberflannigan: but now i think they're "weighing their options:
[13:39] toadPants: and their toppings.
[13:39] cyberflannigan: yeah, "Pepperoni or onions or both?"
[13:39] toadPants: "dammit.. no abstentions, ok? you gotta weigh in!!"
[13:39] cyberflannigan: "You know bell peppers give's Ronny serious gas"
[13:40] toadPants: heh... well, double those and we can save money in the entertainment budget.
[13:40] cyberflannigan: "Let's ask the Senate whether they want pizza or if they're having personal chefs cook their meals today"
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