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Jan 07, 2006 20:33

John Waters
Your film will be 64% romantic, 50% comedy, 29% complex plot, and a $ 31 million budget. Filmography: Hairspray, Cry Baby, Pecker, A Dirty Shame, Serial Mom, Polyester, Pink Flamingos, Female Trouble, Mondo Trasho, and more. Hopefully your entire life happened in Baltimore, Maryland, because that is where your life story will take place with John Waters at the helm. Your mother will be played either by a large transvestite or Kathleen Turner ... oh, the levels of irony! Anyway, we hope your life was full of pleasant scents because your movie will be released in Smell-O-Vision like his movie Polyester (1981), but will likely not have any dog-poop-eating such as in Pink Flamingos (1972). Johnny Depp will play your uncle.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 93% on action-romance

You scored higher than 95% on humor

You scored higher than 14% on complexity

You scored higher than 41% on budget
Link: The Director Who Films Your Life Test written by bingomosquito on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test
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