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Okay, I don't understand it, there I was, on my way through that cramped birthing canal, trying to be born, when I felt something pushing against the top of my head trying to push me back in. It made no sense. Everything about me knew that I was supposed to worm my way forward and get out of the birth canal, but something was stopping me, and rather roughly too. Just kept pushing me backwards. Then finally, it stopped and I was able to emerge and see this really bright light. I looked up and saw the doctor who'd delivered me and a couple of nurses, and then they handed me to Mommy. That was a good day.