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Mar 03, 2005 18:38

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to_what_end_ March 4 2005, 03:03:29 UTC
what a great first question, important one in a persons life, and yes there are changes that can be made to become more pimp
I myself am actaully not very pimp, i strive to be, but i'm just a "wanna-be"
but i do know how to be such a thing, and i will teach u my friend
assuming you wanna be "sackville" pimp you must do a few things.
First off, kinda obvious but i'll state it anyways, buy a car, nothing fancy, or even good, don't wanna spend too much, no more than $500. Ok so now you have the car, now you need to "pimp" it up. Add a stero system, there is a formula sackville pimps follow and ill let you know it. Stero system = cost of car * 4
and then some subs so ur "bumbin". Car is almost finished, but first you must add neon lights to the bottom....you ask "but why do i add neon lights?" and what do i say "just shut up, no more questsions, if you wanan be pimp u add neon lights" its that simple really.
Hopefully your white, because this next move adds more "pimp" points if you white, u must now buy all cloths from stiches, and they must be able to fit you and ur best friend in them, and i think tigers on jeans is really pimp, so get some tigers too.
Get some tattoos with like ur name in chinease letters, or barb wire around ur bicep
And hang out at the library parking lot, or tim hortons, whichever you fancy

this my friends is how to be "sackville pimp"
gl chico

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omegabonachega March 8 2005, 04:35:21 UTC
haha i think that is sackville trash...cause i have never seen anyone in sackville that i would describe as pimp, that hung out in front of the library or the tim hortons parking lot haha

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to_what_end_ March 8 2005, 06:08:15 UTC
oh wait, did i mix things up? :)
shout out to sackville trash, i love u
u make me feel better about myself!

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