Terror!
Very soon we are all going to be killed in an act of terrorism. As our Innenminister De Maizère said here: http://www.zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2010-11/terrorwarnung-de-maiziere, there are serious warnings about this. "Be careful about masterless bags and strange behavior", he said.
Yes, Mr. Innenminister, as you demand, this will surely prevent us from any kind of terrorism.
"Hey, masterless bag, give up!",¹ yelled the officer of whatever (oow).
"You go first!", replied the masterless bag.
"You are a terrorist, admit!", demanded the oow.
"Ok, you got me", answered the masterless bag.
"Hands on your back and don't move!", barked the oow.
"But Sir, I don't have hands, I'm a bag!", urged the masterless bag.
A police officer, who had watched this scenery of strange behavior right from the start, drew a conclusion.
As this was a scenery of strange behavior, including masterless bags, he simply HAD to draw a conclusion.
His conclusion was to shoot on everything that moved or looked like a masterless bag or was somehow to be watched upon as strange behavior. Consequently he shot everything and everyone in the place.
"OOW!", cried the oow.
¹ I know, it's wrong to put the comma outside the quotation marks, but I don't care.
Yes, Mr. Innenminister, as you demand, this will surely prevent us from any kind of terrorism.
"Hey, masterless bag, give up!",¹ yelled the officer of whatever (oow).
"You go first!", replied the masterless bag.
"You are a terrorist, admit!", demanded the oow.
"Ok, you got me", answered the masterless bag.
"Hands on your back and don't move!", barked the oow.
"But Sir, I don't have hands, I'm a bag!", urged the masterless bag.
A police officer, who had watched this scenery of strange behavior right from the start, drew a conclusion.
As this was a scenery of strange behavior, including masterless bags, he simply HAD to draw a conclusion.
His conclusion was to shoot on everything that moved or looked like a masterless bag or was somehow to be watched upon as strange behavior. Consequently he shot everything and everyone in the place.
"OOW!", cried the oow.
¹ I know, it's wrong to put the comma outside the quotation marks, but I don't care.