"Dawn of the Dead"
Last night, I went with David "Red" Ericson and Ben Winkler to see "Dawn of the Dead" at the new theater at The Shoppes. It was the coolest movie ever. EVER. Although, I don't think it would have been as cool had it not had that scene with the fat zombie who had to be wheeled in with the wheelbarrow. That was hilarious. The entire theater clapped
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1) because only cool people speak "leet." okay. here, you're just making fun of people who are "different" from you and your GOD-SQUAD pals. kind of hypocritical, isnt it? i mean, *clears throat and goes into nerd mode* LOOK WHO'S TALKING. gundam anime is horrible, and its more insulting to be called a dragonball z fan (read: YOU) than a nerd.
2)play Dungeons & Dragons. are you really that unoriginal? you could have at least made a comment about pocket protectors or something. oh wait, THERE is the other cliche insult ... asthma attack
really. how uninspired. btw: dungeons and dragons opened up a whole new genre of games, ranging from diablo to star wars: knights of the old republic.
AND
no one who attends these get togethers has asthma. thats just stupid.
3) or until 9:00, which is my bed time... wow. theres really not much to say about this one. but im wondering, how late do you stay up on average, mr. kerker? because i bet you go to bed a LOT earlier than most of us nerds. in fact, one of the staples of a LAN party is staying up til 7am. i have yet to attend a lanparty where i went to bed before 5 am.
4)My mother will make us Tang and Rice Krispie treats.
im not exactly sure what this is implying. maybe that we cant even make simple foods for ourselves? because i think that its actually much harder to set up a network and configure tcip settings than it is to make fucking rice krispie treats. (side note: i make a quesadilla that could kick your ass, ask jesse fisher)
5)"leet" is such a cool language and all.
i enjoy this new lingo, and really, is it any worse than quoting either : a)FAmily Guy b)any Kevin Smith film c)THE BIBLE or d)"SNOOGENS"???? because i think its more nerdy to quote TV shows that you watch by yourself than it is to quote terms said TO OTHER LIVING PEOPLE
6)Fucking dumbasses I DESTROY YOU INTELLECTUALLY. dont even start to fall on this horrible crutch of someone with no vocabulary.
i'm surprised you didnt say "gay" or "retarded" as well.
well, have a nice night. dont forget your hail-marys before beddy time
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-teh |3 |2 3 i 7 |3 4 |2 7 |-| (since you are not a nerd you probably don't know that says the breitbarth
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