I'd rather have a blow job.

[to_say_theleast]

As I sit comfortably in this cozy black couch in one of the many coffee shop chains located around the area of my school, I am intently looking at one scene. In this scene, I see 5 middle aged individuals sitting around 3 round tables that were laid side by side. All of them have their laptops in front of them and by the looks of it, the guy nearest me has Excel propped up in his screen. The scene reminds me of my old marketing group only without the wedding rings, wrinkles, white hair and less bitching. The men are dressed in polo barongs with slacks and leather shoes. On the other hand, the women are all looking sharp in their pantsuits. They all look so dissatisfied and boring.

Condolences to all you graduates.