TM - Pets
Ahaha. Ha.
Pets.
Jerry used to have a dog. All the damn thing did was yap everytime someone drove past the house. Christ, how Alice would bitch and moan. She always did have...sensitive hearing. Anyway, she eventually brought the dog "to a farm." Without consulting either of us. Got Jerry a goldfish instead. Some replacement, huh? "I'm getting rid of your dog, but here, have this goldfish." Typical Alice. That fish was dead in under a week, you know how goldfish are.
I'm not so big on pets now. Pets require responsibility. Any sense of responsibility I have left is devoted entirely to my job. So, no, I don't have pets. I do have interns though. And anyone who tells you that interns aren't just less huggable pets, they're lying. Interns are loyal, eager, obedient, frequently lazy, and always looking for you to throw 'em a bone. And more often than not, they don't seem to understand English.
So, yeah. If interns are pets, you could say I enjoy being their master.
Muse: Perry White
Fandom: Smallville/DC Comics
Word Count: 159
Pets.
Jerry used to have a dog. All the damn thing did was yap everytime someone drove past the house. Christ, how Alice would bitch and moan. She always did have...sensitive hearing. Anyway, she eventually brought the dog "to a farm." Without consulting either of us. Got Jerry a goldfish instead. Some replacement, huh? "I'm getting rid of your dog, but here, have this goldfish." Typical Alice. That fish was dead in under a week, you know how goldfish are.
I'm not so big on pets now. Pets require responsibility. Any sense of responsibility I have left is devoted entirely to my job. So, no, I don't have pets. I do have interns though. And anyone who tells you that interns aren't just less huggable pets, they're lying. Interns are loyal, eager, obedient, frequently lazy, and always looking for you to throw 'em a bone. And more often than not, they don't seem to understand English.
So, yeah. If interns are pets, you could say I enjoy being their master.
Muse: Perry White
Fandom: Smallville/DC Comics
Word Count: 159