The Funny King
Did this while waiting for Oshareism to download.
Omoshiro Osama "The Funny King" Uploaded onto youtube by aizawa_hase, translated by yours truly.
Narrator: This is the story of a time long ago. There was a country called "Funnyland." The King of Funnyland was a very funny man and the country was always filled with laughter. But one day, the King suddenly became ill and died. From that day, laughter disappered from the people and it became the saddest country in the world. This is the story of five princes who struggled to restore laughter to Funnyland.
Hotohara: As you princes know, the people of this country have still not recovered from the shock of the king's death. Since then, there is not a single soul who has smiled. In order to restore smiles to the people as soon as possible, there is only one thing we can do. Yes! That is to choose the next Funny King! But of course, there can only be one new King. So we must decide who is the funniest of the princes. And so, let us decide through that tradtional ceremony who shall be King.
Taichi: That ceremony?
Hotohara: The King Game!
TOKIO: Ohhh!
Yamaguchi: Is that okay to do on TV?
Hotohara: We're going to do it! The one who chooses the arrow with "King" written on it, must go in front of the people and show off their funniness!
Taichi: Dude, what!?
Nagase: Are you serious?
Hotohara: Here we go.
TOKIO: We're going now? That's fast!
Taichi: I'm scared! I don't wanna!
*First Round*
Hotohara: Wait, wait.
Yamaguchi: I'm scared!
Joshima: This is bad!
Hotohara: Ready and...
TOKIO: Who's the Funny King?
*shows arrows*
Taichi: Aaaaahhh!
Nagase: Taichi-kun!
Hotohara: Prince Taichi
Taichi: I really don't want to!
Hotohara: Come this way.
Taichi: Waaah!
*Hotohara laughs*
Narrator: The arrival of the Funny King
*trumpets* *Taichi comes sliding out*
TOKIO: He's like Yubaba. Yeah, it's Yubaba.
Narrator: The topic
*Best Kiss Face*
TOKIO: That's bad. That's embarrasing.
*trumpet*
Taichi: It's okay (Matsuoka: What's okay?) You close your eyes. *crowd screams, TOKIO laughs* What? Okay, I'll close my eyes. *Taichi makes a face. TOKIO laughs and yells "ugly! ugly! don't do it!". Crowd screams. Curtain falls.*
*Taichi crawls back in*
Nagase: That was half-assed.
Yamaguchi: Yeah that was half-assed.
Taichi: When you guys have to do it, it's going to be harsh! Watch it!
*Second Round*
Hotohara: Ready and...
TOKIO: Who's the Funny King?
TOKIO: Here we go!!
Hotohara: Here we go, Prince Leader!
Taichi: Here we go.
Yamaguchi: We have our expectations.
Narrator: The arrival of the Funny King
*trumpets* *Joshima comes sliding out*
Taichi: He looks like a king.
Narrator: The topic
*Most surprised person in the world*
Taichi: He'd be good with that.
Matsuoka: It's perfect.
Joshima: Most surprised person in the...
*trumpets*
*Joshima screams and makes a face* *TOKIO laughs* *curtain falls*
Matsuoka: There's no twist.
Nagase: That was straight forward.
Matsuoka: Very straight forward.
*Joshima crawls back in.*
Matsuoka: But a little embarrassed.
Joshima: That was scary.
Nagase: Can't help it.
Joshima: Let's go again!
*Third Round*
Hotohara: Here we go. Ready and...
TOKIO: Who's the Funny King?
Matsuoka: Oh it's me.
Taichi: Yay!
TOKIO and Hotohara: Here we go. Prince Matsuoka.
Narrator: The arrival of the Funny King
*trumpets* *Matsuoka slides out*
Narrator: Topic
*One man Osugi and Piko*
TOKIO: Oh! Man! How's he going to do that?
*trumpets*
Matsuoka: "You know if you think about you, you've always been a little weird." "Wait a minute, you're the one who's always been weird. If you think about it." "No, no, listen here. With Piko, Piko is" "Just watch. I'm going to cry."
*curtain falls* *TOKIO fully impressed*
Hotohara: Honestly, I was quite surprised by that. That you would be that good at it.
*Fourth Round*
Hotohara: Ready and...
TOKIO: Who's the *Nagase shows it early* Funny King?
Matsuoka: It's you.
Hotohara: Prince Nagase!
Matsuoka: Do your best.
Nagase: I might get really depressed, but is that okay?
Joshima: You're the most princely.
Narrator: The arrival of the Funny King
*trumpets* *Nagase comes sliding out and hits his leg*
TOKIO: *laughing* Prince Stupid.
Narrator: The topic
*A gorilla who overslept*
TOKIO: Woah. A gorilla who overslept? That's hard.
Nagase: Wait a sec. *checks the topic again* OK!
*trumpet*
Taichi: I wonder if he's really okay.
*Nagase as a pretty convincing gorilla who overslept*
TOKIO: Nagase! He looked at his watch! His watch! "Oh no! I overslept! I overslept!" What's the gorilla gonna do? That's just creepy! "Shut it! Shut it!"
*curtain falls*
TOKIO: That was funny. Yeah. That was funny. Nagase, you're funny.
Nagase: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more. No more.
Hotohara: Prince Nagase. The gorilla had a watch, not an alarm clock.
Nagase: I just went for the watch.
*Fifth Round*
TOKIO: Who's the Funny King?
Matsuoka: Uwahahah.
Taichi: Here we go!
Nagase: It's all good. It's all good.
Narrator: The arrival of the Funny King
*trumpets* *Matsuoka perches off the slide and swishes his hair back*
Narrator: The topic
*Piko borrowing 2000 yen from Osugi*
*TOKIO laughs. Matsuoka reads it again to make sure he's seeing what he sees.*
*trumpet*
Matsuoka: Okay. "Hey Osugi, will you lend me 2000 yen? Aw, come on. I'm in a pinch" "Why do I have to lend it to you!? It's not going to come back anyways, right!? Last time I lent you 3000 yen. That's 5000 yen total. Do you understand that? That's 5000 yen. 5000 yen!" *bows*
*curtain falls*
TOKIO: Wow! Prince Matsuoka. You did well.
*Matsuoka looking tired*
TOKIO: But it was a good topic for you.
Matsuoka: This is harsh
Announcer: The Story of Funny Land continues.
Note: Osugi and Piko are two gay brothers. I think their main job is reviewing movies, but I'm really not sure...I still can't tell which one is which.
Omoshiro Osama "The Funny King" Uploaded onto youtube by aizawa_hase, translated by yours truly.
Narrator: This is the story of a time long ago. There was a country called "Funnyland." The King of Funnyland was a very funny man and the country was always filled with laughter. But one day, the King suddenly became ill and died. From that day, laughter disappered from the people and it became the saddest country in the world. This is the story of five princes who struggled to restore laughter to Funnyland.
Hotohara: As you princes know, the people of this country have still not recovered from the shock of the king's death. Since then, there is not a single soul who has smiled. In order to restore smiles to the people as soon as possible, there is only one thing we can do. Yes! That is to choose the next Funny King! But of course, there can only be one new King. So we must decide who is the funniest of the princes. And so, let us decide through that tradtional ceremony who shall be King.
Taichi: That ceremony?
Hotohara: The King Game!
TOKIO: Ohhh!
Yamaguchi: Is that okay to do on TV?
Hotohara: We're going to do it! The one who chooses the arrow with "King" written on it, must go in front of the people and show off their funniness!
Taichi: Dude, what!?
Nagase: Are you serious?
Hotohara: Here we go.
TOKIO: We're going now? That's fast!
Taichi: I'm scared! I don't wanna!
*First Round*
Hotohara: Wait, wait.
Yamaguchi: I'm scared!
Joshima: This is bad!
Hotohara: Ready and...
TOKIO: Who's the Funny King?
*shows arrows*
Taichi: Aaaaahhh!
Nagase: Taichi-kun!
Hotohara: Prince Taichi
Taichi: I really don't want to!
Hotohara: Come this way.
Taichi: Waaah!
*Hotohara laughs*
Narrator: The arrival of the Funny King
*trumpets* *Taichi comes sliding out*
TOKIO: He's like Yubaba. Yeah, it's Yubaba.
Narrator: The topic
*Best Kiss Face*
TOKIO: That's bad. That's embarrasing.
*trumpet*
Taichi: It's okay (Matsuoka: What's okay?) You close your eyes. *crowd screams, TOKIO laughs* What? Okay, I'll close my eyes. *Taichi makes a face. TOKIO laughs and yells "ugly! ugly! don't do it!". Crowd screams. Curtain falls.*
*Taichi crawls back in*
Nagase: That was half-assed.
Yamaguchi: Yeah that was half-assed.
Taichi: When you guys have to do it, it's going to be harsh! Watch it!
*Second Round*
Hotohara: Ready and...
TOKIO: Who's the Funny King?
TOKIO: Here we go!!
Hotohara: Here we go, Prince Leader!
Taichi: Here we go.
Yamaguchi: We have our expectations.
Narrator: The arrival of the Funny King
*trumpets* *Joshima comes sliding out*
Taichi: He looks like a king.
Narrator: The topic
*Most surprised person in the world*
Taichi: He'd be good with that.
Matsuoka: It's perfect.
Joshima: Most surprised person in the...
*trumpets*
*Joshima screams and makes a face* *TOKIO laughs* *curtain falls*
Matsuoka: There's no twist.
Nagase: That was straight forward.
Matsuoka: Very straight forward.
*Joshima crawls back in.*
Matsuoka: But a little embarrassed.
Joshima: That was scary.
Nagase: Can't help it.
Joshima: Let's go again!
*Third Round*
Hotohara: Here we go. Ready and...
TOKIO: Who's the Funny King?
Matsuoka: Oh it's me.
Taichi: Yay!
TOKIO and Hotohara: Here we go. Prince Matsuoka.
Narrator: The arrival of the Funny King
*trumpets* *Matsuoka slides out*
Narrator: Topic
*One man Osugi and Piko*
TOKIO: Oh! Man! How's he going to do that?
*trumpets*
Matsuoka: "You know if you think about you, you've always been a little weird." "Wait a minute, you're the one who's always been weird. If you think about it." "No, no, listen here. With Piko, Piko is" "Just watch. I'm going to cry."
*curtain falls* *TOKIO fully impressed*
Hotohara: Honestly, I was quite surprised by that. That you would be that good at it.
*Fourth Round*
Hotohara: Ready and...
TOKIO: Who's the *Nagase shows it early* Funny King?
Matsuoka: It's you.
Hotohara: Prince Nagase!
Matsuoka: Do your best.
Nagase: I might get really depressed, but is that okay?
Joshima: You're the most princely.
Narrator: The arrival of the Funny King
*trumpets* *Nagase comes sliding out and hits his leg*
TOKIO: *laughing* Prince Stupid.
Narrator: The topic
*A gorilla who overslept*
TOKIO: Woah. A gorilla who overslept? That's hard.
Nagase: Wait a sec. *checks the topic again* OK!
*trumpet*
Taichi: I wonder if he's really okay.
*Nagase as a pretty convincing gorilla who overslept*
TOKIO: Nagase! He looked at his watch! His watch! "Oh no! I overslept! I overslept!" What's the gorilla gonna do? That's just creepy! "Shut it! Shut it!"
*curtain falls*
TOKIO: That was funny. Yeah. That was funny. Nagase, you're funny.
Nagase: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no more. No more.
Hotohara: Prince Nagase. The gorilla had a watch, not an alarm clock.
Nagase: I just went for the watch.
*Fifth Round*
TOKIO: Who's the Funny King?
Matsuoka: Uwahahah.
Taichi: Here we go!
Nagase: It's all good. It's all good.
Narrator: The arrival of the Funny King
*trumpets* *Matsuoka perches off the slide and swishes his hair back*
Narrator: The topic
*Piko borrowing 2000 yen from Osugi*
*TOKIO laughs. Matsuoka reads it again to make sure he's seeing what he sees.*
*trumpet*
Matsuoka: Okay. "Hey Osugi, will you lend me 2000 yen? Aw, come on. I'm in a pinch" "Why do I have to lend it to you!? It's not going to come back anyways, right!? Last time I lent you 3000 yen. That's 5000 yen total. Do you understand that? That's 5000 yen. 5000 yen!" *bows*
*curtain falls*
TOKIO: Wow! Prince Matsuoka. You did well.
*Matsuoka looking tired*
TOKIO: But it was a good topic for you.
Matsuoka: This is harsh
Announcer: The Story of Funny Land continues.
Note: Osugi and Piko are two gay brothers. I think their main job is reviewing movies, but I'm really not sure...I still can't tell which one is which.