"Vulcan Hand Jive" lyrics

[da_snarkster]

Okay...here they are.

They call me green blooded hobgoblin
Because of my mysterious ways.
They cannot comprehend me
Through emotional human haze.
I am cool and collected,
I make decisions based on facts.
I am always respectful
And do not go behind people's backs.

I may be Vulcan
But my human mother
Gave me a gift to stun you all...

The beat comes on,
I start to move,
Just watch my Vulcan Hand Jive!
It is logical for me to groove,
Just watch this Vulcan Hand Jive!
With fast reflexes and perfect poise
I am the best of all the boys.
Keep up with me if you are able,
And watch with awe my Vulcan Hand Jive!

People whisper all the time
But I am unaffected.
My rhythmic steps are made with care
And will not be rejected.
Captain Kirk can taunt and tease
But I will not succumb.
I am not the one who came on board
With a nearly frozen bum!

I may be Vulcan
But my human mother
Gave me a gift to stun you all...

The beat comes on,
I start to move,
Just watch my Vulcan Hand Jive!
It is logical for me to groove,
Just watch this Vulcan Hand Jive!
With fast reflexes and perfect poise
I am the best of all the boys.
Keep up with me if you are able,
And watch with awe my Vulcan Hand Jive!
And watch with awe this Vulcan Hand Jive!