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[tntempesta]

[He is standing at the entrance to the dorms, wondering just what the FUCK he's doing here. He lights a cigarette and strikes up a rude hand gesture to a complaining staff member, it's his freaking body, he'll do whatever he wants with it, now fuck off

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[ballsandbats]

[There is thumping sound coming from the wall beside you - it sounds like someone's throwing something, a ball maybe? Whatever it is, it's loud and unrelenting.]

[tntempesta]

WHAT THE---

[stops over to the wall and starts banging]

STOP IT FOR FUCK'S SAKE!

Baseball idiot harrassment, STARTOOO!<3

[ballsandbats]

[ the thudding noise stops abruptly - you hear some loud laughter instead ]

H-HEY I CAN HEAR YOU, THAT'S SO COOL HAHA!

Re: Baseball idiot harrassment, STARTOOO!<3

[tntempesta]

SHUT THE HELL UP, AND GET OUT! [grumbles] I'm going to punch your face in....

[Waits in the corridor... IMPATIENTLY.]

[ballsandbats]

[ There is a lot of scuffling and chuckling - what the heck is Yamamoto doing - before finally the door opens before you, revealing a bruised Yamamoto with a bright smile just for you ]

Haha, hey! So you're my floormate too huh, haha that's great!

[ Dazzles you with his pearly whites - Gokudera, are you dazzled? ]

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[Is a little taken-aback by the HUGE ASS SMILE he just recieved. Makes him kind of uncomfortable.]

Yes. Yes I am.
Now could you [Be nice Gokudera, this one let's off a 'dumb' vibe] pleaaaaase be quiet? I'm trying to sleep!

[ballsandbats]

[ Uncomfortable you say? Here have an even bigger smile - this idiot seems to like you and quite possibly wanna be your bff forever along with Tsuna ]

It's the middle of the day, haha! How could anybody possible want to sleep - y'know, it's not good to be lazy and sit around like a couch potato all day, you don't want to develop a beer belly or anything haha!

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WHAT.
I am not LAZY you dweeb, I just got transferred from Italy, do you even know where that is?

[Gets more and more irretated by your smile... AND THEN, nicotine1 He needs a smoke....Starts fishing in his pant's pocket for the cigarette pack....]

[ballsandbats]

I hope not, haha! 'Cause if your laziness got you fat or something, you might scare off the girls here with your stomach and your grouchyness haha!

[ He stares at you for a second before he breaks out into a smile once again ]

Italy -- that place with the Leaning Tower of Pizza or something like that? That's so cool haha! Y'know, I've always wanted to travel to Europe, maybe you could be my tour gui -- Whoah were you the source of the nicotine smell in the air? Smoking's not good for your health, didja know?

[ Concerned Yamamoto is concerned ]

[tntempesta]

[It's that smile again! What's wrong with him?? Are you retarded? Probably a facial-muscle condition? ]

[stares at you]

Who the fuck are you to tell me what's good or bad for me, eh?

[Need smoke. Need it NOW. Will that idiot stfu and let him go smoke?? Because he'll damn straight start smoking here, in the hallway if not!]

[ballsandbats]

[ Not at all, silly you, this is a little something Yamamoto likes to call being happy and friendly C:!]

Yamamoto Takeshi, your new floormate apparently, that's who, haha!

[ Was about to extend a hand but what the hell have a friendly clap on the shoulder, Gokudera, you're officially friends now lolyeah right! ]

[tntempesta]

[Was about to put a cigarette in his mouth when the idiot decides to smack him on his shoulder!]

What the fuck was that for?!

[Looks at fallen cigarette... RIP my dear.....]

[ballsandbats]

We're friends now, haha, aren't we?

[ He picks up the fallen cigarette and throws it into the trash can with a big smile on his face, almost daring you to take another. Go on, Gokudera, I dare you haha! ]

[tntempesta]

I didn't say you can get friendly with me, idiot.

[Watches you pick his cig and throw it away, somewhere deep in his heart a candle grows dim.....]

[ballsandbats]

Yeesh, Gokudera's so cold, haha! Y'know, if you keep frowning like that, your face will freeze and you'll be stuck with an ugly face.

[ Feels almost bad for throwing away your cigarette - almost - so he turns around and digs in his bag only to pull out a black box that he extends towards you. ]

Want any sushi?

[tntempesta]

WHO--

[Stares at the box in your hand. Makes a disgusted face.]

How long was that sushi in your bag?