Napalm in the morning? I GOT SOMETHING BETTER.
If there's a smell that takes you back to a simpler time, a smell that can cause one to reminisce IN THE GOOD WAY, a smell that, IMHO, is on par with fresh baked cookies...just look under the cut.
Amazon sent me an email for a DISCOUNTED LAMINATOR. OMFG. I can HAVE this? In my own HOME?????
Amazon Gold Box Deal of the Day: Scotch Thermal Laminator - Gold Box price? 16.99.
NO I WILL NOT GTFO! I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER, MY FRIENDS. HALLELUJAH!!!
I don't think I can handle being able to produce the magnificent olfactory delight at home! At any time I choose!
It's a power that I just do not feel worthy to wield all willy-nilly like. The ability to make the air reek with burning plastic will now and forever be entwined in my thoughts with AUTHORITY FIGURES, probably since the school laminator was located in the principal's office. I'd constantly be looking over my shoulder whilst firing this baby up to get a hit of sweet, sweet dangerously hot melted plastic.
I might not have the money courage to hold the GLORIOUS POWER TO LAMINATE at any time, but I could not in good conscience keep this wonder to myself.
Amazon sent me an email for a DISCOUNTED LAMINATOR. OMFG. I can HAVE this? In my own HOME?????
Amazon Gold Box Deal of the Day: Scotch Thermal Laminator - Gold Box price? 16.99.
NO I WILL NOT GTFO! I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER, MY FRIENDS. HALLELUJAH!!!
I don't think I can handle being able to produce the magnificent olfactory delight at home! At any time I choose!
It's a power that I just do not feel worthy to wield all willy-nilly like. The ability to make the air reek with burning plastic will now and forever be entwined in my thoughts with AUTHORITY FIGURES, probably since the school laminator was located in the principal's office. I'd constantly be looking over my shoulder whilst firing this baby up to get a hit of sweet, sweet dangerously hot melted plastic.
I might not have the money courage to hold the GLORIOUS POWER TO LAMINATE at any time, but I could not in good conscience keep this wonder to myself.