Will the idiot people kindly form a single file line?

[tnmisery]

That's very good, idiot people!  Really, I'm impressed.  Now.  In an orderly fashion, follow the idiot person in front of you.  At the bottom of the 1,000 foot cliff which drops into a lake of fire, there are cookies!  Cookies and gold stars for every single idiot.  I know!  That is a shit fucking ton of cookies.  Your proud displays of idiocy made

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[txvoodoo]

This post is why you'll never be a self-absorbed ignorant douchenozzle. EVER.

Love you.

LOOK WHAT SITE_BILDER MADE FOR ME: http://www.rambova.com/pups/jaspernight.html

[tnmisery]

Oh.MY.GAWD. ADORABLE LINK IS ADORABLE. Mwahaha, it's more perfect than EVERYTHING. Pure happiness.

I'm up at 5am STILL READING ABOUT THE RACEFAIL. The story that set it off is fucking stunning, as you've seen. Really, my brain hasn't hurt that much since 11th grade, Heart of Darkness and looking around the room to see if anybody else appeared to be going insane.
What's sucking me in today are the TONE ARGUMENT FUCKOS. APPARENTLY, the only APPROPRIATE form of criticism is breaking Victorian on somebody's ass. Well, WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY SAY SO BEFORE? Let me procure fine parchment and quills so I may respectfully request Madame Author's presence behind the stables at dawn. I have been grievously insulted by her in word and deed and demand satisfaction. Let us settle this matter like gentelmen. Pistols at dawn. May she accept and restore her honor.
PHHHHHT.
TONE. I'LL GIVE SOME TONE. I'LL TONE MY HAPPY ASS OFF. Somebody taking a giant shit in my HAPPY HAPPY SAFE PLACE GETS THE FUCKING TONE. THE END.

[txvoodoo]

The tone argument pisses me off sooooo much. How dare someone who's hurt and offended express that!

I'll tell ya, all these various ___fails make me happy I'm not in various fandoms. VERY happy.

[tnmisery]

Hiatus is only going to make fandom MORE CRAZY. GAHAHA.

The urge to comment on days old conversations is STRONG, but shit stirring in other people's journals? Ehhhh.

Exactly ONE anon called her a cunt. I'M NOT SEEING THE PROBLEM. The bleeding from the eyes part? Bitches, please. Would monkeys flying out of her ass be more acceptable?
Here's exactly how I perceive the ENDLESS DRONING about that ONE THING. Some white chicks saw the word cunt, got butthurt about it, and now it's all about their sensitive white feminist agenda feelings.
I'm clearly the worst feminist in the universe. Don't care, get over it, bigger picture.

[txvoodoo]

Sparklies have different standards re cunt!

(It's never been my fav thing to use, but that's *my* view, ya know?)

[tnmisery]

Mwah. Sparklies, cunts, golden twats with glitter...yeah, a Sparklie just ain't gonna see it like everyone else. :D

I've got a thing with road rage and "c" words.
Everyone is a cocksucker, cunt or cocksucking cunt. IDEK.

I had to try out this icon. Sorry, man. It's either insanely awesome or just going to drive me insane.

[txvoodoo]

I think you're going to hell for that icon. Bitchkitty, indeed.

[tnmisery]

May flights of bitchkitties sing me to my rest.

Oh, that's bad.

[txvoodoo]

If by bad, you mean realllly good, yes!

[unfilthy]

LOVE

[txvoodoo]

Isn't it FABULOUS?