I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines, and WTF POLAR BEAR.
I worked 40 hours in three days. Today is the first day I didn't go in early and stay late. I'd log on here, my eyes would start to cross and then I'd fall out into my bed.
I missed things! I DON'T LIKE MISSING THINGS. If anything happened with you guys this week, let me know. I don't care if you think it's boring, I just want to know. I'm nosy that way.
I'm going to skip back three days now, because I know some of you aren't going to tell me about your week. Because you are mean.
FYI, we're supposedly getting an honest to God SNOW and ICE APOCALYPSE over the weekend. Possibly 10 inches of snow. OH, WTF.
Tennessee is in NO WAY prepared for some shit like that. I have peanut butter, a box of Saltines, smokes and sodas, so I'm ready for anything. Other people are going to be choking each other over a gallon of milk, even if they don't like milk. You whisper snow and Tennesseans lose all sanity and moral fiber.
I say go on and bring it, because I'll get myself anyplace I need to go. I'm crazy, bitches. CRAZY. I already told the bosses that I am not missing another day. If I have to slide into that parking lot sideways, I WILL, because I am sick of this not working because of "sorta" bad weather bullshit like last time. Ohhh, yes, closed the office on a "sorta". One fucking inch of snow is no excuse for adults to miss work, I don't care how much of a pussy you are. I'm raving. I'll stop now.
I missed things! I DON'T LIKE MISSING THINGS. If anything happened with you guys this week, let me know. I don't care if you think it's boring, I just want to know. I'm nosy that way.
I'm going to skip back three days now, because I know some of you aren't going to tell me about your week. Because you are mean.
FYI, we're supposedly getting an honest to God SNOW and ICE APOCALYPSE over the weekend. Possibly 10 inches of snow. OH, WTF.
Tennessee is in NO WAY prepared for some shit like that. I have peanut butter, a box of Saltines, smokes and sodas, so I'm ready for anything. Other people are going to be choking each other over a gallon of milk, even if they don't like milk. You whisper snow and Tennesseans lose all sanity and moral fiber.
I say go on and bring it, because I'll get myself anyplace I need to go. I'm crazy, bitches. CRAZY. I already told the bosses that I am not missing another day. If I have to slide into that parking lot sideways, I WILL, because I am sick of this not working because of "sorta" bad weather bullshit like last time. Ohhh, yes, closed the office on a "sorta". One fucking inch of snow is no excuse for adults to miss work, I don't care how much of a pussy you are. I'm raving. I'll stop now.