not my usual style. pshaw. like i have style.

[tnmisery]

About 3 weeks ago, I saw the concert film of '08 Coachella, where Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips got in the plastic hamster ball and walked on the crowd.  Then the performance of "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots" was played, the crowd sang along, and he sang backup with a boxing nun hand puppet.

I am now totally in love with Wayne Coyne.

If I wasn't

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[kats_meow]

Right there with you with the Porto-hate. My own, clean toilet and I have a special bond that very few venues can sever.

[tnmisery]

Heeeeeeeee.

I really, really think I'd choose the woods or behind a car to the portos. Not minding getting busted with my pants down speaks volumes about the total disgust.

[sockmonkeyhere]

My family once went to a fireworks show and knew we'd have to park and watch in someone's yard along with carloads of other people, with no bushes to hide behind and miles away from the toilets, so we brought along the baby's potty chair and a large blanket and a box of kleenex, and whoever had to pee would get into the back seat and put the blanket completely over her with the potty seat and kleenex under the blanket, too...I think you see where I'm going with this...

It worked out great. No one outside the car had any idea what I was doing. All they could see through the windows was a tall mound of blanket.

Yes, the potty chair had a lid.

[tnmisery]

Noooo, nooo, I can't take it! I'm been bent over laughing.

That is GENIUS. If I EVER decide to go to one of these camp out things, I'm doing this. Oh, hell, that's awesome.

[sockmonkeyhere]

*grin*

You just gotta remember to clip the splashguard codpiece to the front of the potty seat, or you'll end up spraying the blanket. And maybe bring a big coffee can with a lid to empty the potty into when you're done (preferably while still in the privacy of UNDER THE BLANKET.) You can then open the door a crack and pour out the can o' piss under your car, and no one's the wiser.

Shit before you leave the house.

[kats_meow]

My mom used to carry around a little green plastic bowl, perfect tush-size, in the back of the Mercury Montego for erm, emergencies on the road. The tissues were, of course, wadded up in her purse and smelled like Tums. I have a clear memory of having to GO (and going) in the parking lot of Fay's drug store while my mom stood sentry with the beach blanket in front of the open back seat door.

Ah, good pee memories :)