When RT wrote Inuyasha, she called Forth to make sure everyone was in character. Forth gently guided her back onto the correct path…
Forth owns RT and LJ.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Forth’s twinkles will liquefy you.
The United States would save billions in defense funding if they traded in the military for Forth.
Muses don’t inspire Forth. Forth inspires muses.
Deadlines are afraid of Forth.
When you see the whites of Forth’s eyes, be afraid…very afraid.
Forth stared the dark side in the face…and it backed down.
Forth had to stop washing her family’s clothing in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
The best part of waking up is not Folgers’s in your cup, it’s knowing Forth updated.
If at first you don’t succeed, you are not Forth.
Fan fiction was originally to be known as Forth…but Forth was just so awesome the name could only contain the F.
Forth got a perfect score on her SATs simply by writing her pen name.
There is no control button on Forth’s computer. Forth is always in control.
Forth doesn’t play god; playing is for children.
Maslow’s theory of higher needs does not apply to Forth. She only has two needs: writing fanfic and twinkling.
Forth can judge a book by its cover.
The pen is mightier than the sword, but only if it is held by Forth.
Forth does not actually write fan fiction. The words assemble themselves out of fear.
Forth does not read books. She stares them down until she gets the information she wants.
Forth does not surf the web. She stares at her computer until it gives her the information she wants.
Forthsaiga is the name of Forth’s pen. It can write a 1000 word prompt pieces in a single strike…and they all place first.
If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Forth hears it. Forth can hear everything. Forth can hear your little girlish squeals over her latest entries.
If Forth talked on msn and sent a nudge, the whole internet would crash due to the overabundance of twinkling.
Forth CAN believe it’s not butter.
Forth can pop open a can of Pringles and have just one.
(aka Forth can pop and stop)
Diamonds aren’t a girl’s best friend. Forth is.
Forth knows the last digit of pi.
George Lucas had it wrong. It’s not “may the force be with you”. It’s “may the Forth be with you”.
Forth is not only a noun, but a verb.
Forth does not sleep. She waits.
Forth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Forth.
Forth could delete the recycling bin.
**belated contributions**
If you look up 'twinkle' in Webster's Dictionary, instead of a definition, there is only a picture of Forth.
Forth is like a can of whipped cream: so very sweet, but her capacity for naughtiness should never been underestimated.
Forth has many pen names: Shakespeare, Whitman, Plato, and Homer are just a few of them.
Every great book EVER written was secretly done by Forth.
Eggs scramble themselves when Forth puts them in the pan. They can't help themselves.
All babies love Forth. It is impossible for them not to.
Forthright can spell Iyssekiwa with her eyes closed and she gets it right every time.
Forth can banner anything. Anything. Just try her.
Forth is superwoman in disguise. And she looks damn good in spandex and thigh high boots!
Forth is ALWAYS forthright. Otherwise her pen name would be something else, silly.
You have now been...Forthinated!
If ANYONE has ANYTHING to add....please feel free to comment below. Who knows? We may end up with our own web site one day, lol.