Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I turned lonewolf1 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last month I caught a purse-snatcher who stole honehe's purse (30 points). In May lonewolf1 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to honehe in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been nice (277 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
tn_charity