It's been a long way, getting from there to here. About 5 meters.
After years and years of successful April Fool's Days (haha), I couldn't think of one good thing. So I made these on twitter instead. I'm just here to share them. (spoiler: Yes. April's Fool. That is a weird, twisted, bizarre comment on April Fool's and how they are actually not jokes but should be. You're welcome.)
I farted!
April's Fool! Girls don't fart.
I'm not wearing make up outside!
April's Fool! Girls always have to wear make up.
I'm sitting on the train and am not crossing my legs to accomodate guys.
April's Fool! Girls always take less space.
I said 'fuck you' to a stranger who touched me without consent.
April's Fool! Girls should be glad that someone finds them attractive.
I'm eating a greasy burger and fries!
April's Fool! Girls need to watch their weight!
I'm wearing clothes and make up for myself and not for others!
April's Fool! Girls always do this for guys to notice them.
No means no!
April's Fool! No means I'm just playing hard to get.
I'm glad boys aren't frowned upon when crying.
April's Fool! He should take it like a man.
Boys that are nurses, dancers, etc are still boys. Just like girls in construction etc are girls.
April's Fool! They're fags and dykes.
Finally gender isn't defined by pink/blue or toy cars/dolls
April's Fool! I'll cut you if you give my boy a doll as present.
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I farted!
April's Fool! Girls don't fart.
I'm not wearing make up outside!
April's Fool! Girls always have to wear make up.
I'm sitting on the train and am not crossing my legs to accomodate guys.
April's Fool! Girls always take less space.
I said 'fuck you' to a stranger who touched me without consent.
April's Fool! Girls should be glad that someone finds them attractive.
I'm eating a greasy burger and fries!
April's Fool! Girls need to watch their weight!
I'm wearing clothes and make up for myself and not for others!
April's Fool! Girls always do this for guys to notice them.
No means no!
April's Fool! No means I'm just playing hard to get.
I'm glad boys aren't frowned upon when crying.
April's Fool! He should take it like a man.
Boys that are nurses, dancers, etc are still boys. Just like girls in construction etc are girls.
April's Fool! They're fags and dykes.
Finally gender isn't defined by pink/blue or toy cars/dolls
April's Fool! I'll cut you if you give my boy a doll as present.
//** Crossposted from http://tmz-cori.dreamwidth.org/400622.html. Please comment there using OpenID. **//