[Faculty] In which NO ONE PANICS!

[outruntheflames]

[Posted to the Faculty Message Board]Okay, people. We've prepared for this. We've drilled for this. We've all studied the battle plans. We can do this

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[outruntheflames]

What, you mean you want to miss out on fun in the sun? I'm hurt, Logan.

[6clawedx]

That ain't fun, Jeanie, that's a disaster waiting to happen.

[outruntheflames]

Fair enough. With you staying behind, I don't know that I'll even need another teacher here at the school: you're intimidating enough all by yourself to keep the student body in line...

You're sure I can't bribe convince you to keep an eye on kids at the theme park? Drive the Safari SUV?

[6clawedx]

Gee, thanks.

Gotta say safaris are better when there ain't no SUVs or fences.

[outruntheflames]

I've already got Corbo threatening to rassle a lion so he can youtube the video - I'm starting to think that we should have stuck to pictures of wild animals.

So I'll put you down for 'no' on the chaperone front, then. No, followed by a frowny face. Maybe we can bring you back a Tee Shirt?

[6clawedx]

The boy's going to cause trouble no matter where he is.

Har har. What's wrong with the shirts I got?

[outruntheflames]

Well this one would have festive cartoon critters on it, obviously. And also, sleeves.

[6clawedx]

Don't sound real intimidating to me.