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I was asked the other day, why I don't have a girlfriend, or do much dating.
I replied it was because I haven't met many women I want to spend an abundance of time with.
Then I was asked what I looked for in a girl.
I thought about it for a minute, then replied, "A girl that will order a pizza, then give me a blow job and race to finish before the pizza arrives. Nothing cooler then zipping up just as the doorbell rings, and a hot pizza is waiting for you."
I replied it was because I haven't met many women I want to spend an abundance of time with.
Then I was asked what I looked for in a girl.
I thought about it for a minute, then replied, "A girl that will order a pizza, then give me a blow job and race to finish before the pizza arrives. Nothing cooler then zipping up just as the doorbell rings, and a hot pizza is waiting for you."