OMG That Is (...) Rules
Okay, Jen IMed me today and asked me to start another journal. She and I got to talking about it and we had the same idea at the same time: do a journal for just my quotes. AMAZING. So, a few brief rules must be applied before this goes any further:
1. The quotes in this journal are authentic, I swear to God. If there's something you don't like or disagree with, suck it up. If YOU are quoted on here and don't like it...suck it up, (okay tell me and I'll change your name to Anonymous)
2. If there are any psych students interested in doing research on my family, please contact me directly and I will arrange something.
3. Be forewarned, there are going to be some pretty damn FUNNY things going in here, but some of it may be offensive. This is kind of going back to rule number one, but I guess I just wanted to enforce its importance.
4. Let me know what you think of the quotes. Seriously. Even if they offend you, I'd appreciate knowing.
5. SEND ME YOUR QUOTES! If you say something, or have a conversation that is DAMN HYSTERICAL, send it to me! I LOVE QUOTES. I should have gone into journalism so I could sit there all day and listen to other people talk and write down what they say. It's basically what I do anyway.
6. This isn't a rule it's just something you all should know: I love my family and friends, even if they do say some pretty WHACKED OUT things, but I have so much respect for the people around me.