Nov 25, 2013 11:25
Why won't the post office deliver a t-shirt to my house without me having to be there to sign for it?
Why does filming a horror movie for 12 hours on a Sunday make me feel like I have strep throat on Monday?
Why are things that used to be fun kind of feeling like uncomfortable chores?
Why did I think lifting 50lbs at the gym, with my non-existent chest muscles, was a good plan?
Why does my iPhone know to autocorrect "sbyialf" to "actually" but it can't handle "haga" to "haha"? It really thinks "haga" is a thing...
Why did someone hire Evan Rachel Wood to speak in a very poor Russian accent for that Charlie Countryman film?
I'm gonna go get myself some coffee...