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[tmac503]

school is gone
and aps were for freaks
but it all payed off
cuz i played Risk for two weeks

got all hell bent
on world domination
saying "mongoria's farring"
is an awesome sensation

now its summer
and i got nothin to do
cept play guild wars
and be a gangsta ass foo

yo i took this test
to see how smart i is
of course i pwnt the hell up
on that sat shiz

the act
was kind of a trip
i tried to use my debate timer
but you can't bring that shit

every thursday
i go to alzheimer's group
yeah they kinda old
but they were badass in their youth

got a week left
before i go on vacation
like a rock star
i'm gonna tour the nation

first i got florida
and the family crew
gonna see vans warped tour
bring my cousins too

they are in a band
called panda seizure
which is really inconvenient
because nothing useful rhymes with seizure (leisure totally doesn't work)

then i have debate institute
in ohio
gonna party like mad
and get krunk fo sho

i got about a week
before i gots to vacate
so if someone would do something with me this week
it'd be really great
damn straight