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tm_cable

Breaking the Fourth Wall: Dumbest thing I've ever read edition

Mar 03, 2007 13:41

Today's scans come from Civil War: Frontline #11. I'm just going to let this first set of scans speak for themselves. If anyone can tell me what this woman is talking about, there might well be a place for you in my cabinet, because I can't understand it:

( American Journalism versus Logic )

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starspangledcap March 4 2007, 03:07:58 UTC

I am going to have to talk to Tony about leaving a Life Model Decoy in my place who was that incapable of defending himself against such an idiotic tirade.

Maybe Deadpool should be the new Captain America. Considering rumor has it that the Punisher has my mask at the moment, it could only be an improvement.

iron_tony March 4 2007, 03:17:23 UTC

You're welcome, Mr. Gadding-about-Europe-with-my-girlfriend while by all rights I could have left you to rot in prison.

I'll remember how well you return a favor.

Since Cable can see through crossouts anyway, I'll just feel free to speculate about how he would react to Deadpool in a Captain America mask. In fact, I'm pretty sure he has that listed in his MySpace page under 'turn-ons.'

Wait, never mind. You don't know what MySpace is.

starspangledcap March 4 2007, 03:44:20 UTC

You're aware that I didn't ask you to send me to Europe, right? In fact, I'm pretty sure you ordered me to go there.

No, the LMD doesn't know what MySpace is. Mary Jane introduced me to the intracacies of that... interesting... website a few months ago. And Cable's MySpace says nothing about his turn ons. Which is probably for the best.

(Your MySpace, on the other hand, is interesting indeed. I especially like that you did your layout through "Pimp-My-Profile.com.")

iron_tony March 4 2007, 03:48:59 UTC

You are one ungrateful son of a bitch, but you know what?

I forgive you. Because my MySpace page is obviously much cooler than Cable's.

tm_cable March 4 2007, 03:50:30 UTC

I hate to agree with you about ANYTHING, Stark, but you're right about that.

That's just. . .cut and pasted from Wikipedia. And it stops in 1994! I've gotten so much more interesting and metatextual since 1994.

Irene! You're the chronicler! Fix it!

merryirene March 4 2007, 03:51:08 UTC

You have the Internet in your brain!

You fix it!

Or I'll threaten to quit again. . .

tm_cable March 4 2007, 03:51:36 UTC

About your raise. . .

shadeof_grey March 4 2007, 03:52:10 UTC

I'm not his girlfriend!

I don't know why he said that!

starspangledcap March 4 2007, 03:54:34 UTC

Well, this is meta. I can pretend not to have heard that, considering there's no way I'd actually be online while I'm on a train with you. And I'm too square and trusting to realize you've been trying to tell me this for a few comments now.

shadeof_grey March 4 2007, 03:59:13 UTC

No no no no, I know! It's meta! And I'm not his girlfriend! Not even in meta!

It's just there was, there were, you know, a couple times.

That doesn't mean anything.

Especially to a guy like him.

I don't know why he said that!

starspangledcap March 4 2007, 04:23:40 UTC

Perhaps the two of you need to work on your communication.

But you were married to Cyclops, so I guess you haven't gotten much practice with actual verbal relationship communication.

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