For
stoic_slim Scott: Sorry this is kind of corny,
but they didn't actually have "Thanks for time-traveling to a post-Apocalyptic future to raise me."
And as for the gift thing. I rigged it up a little to run off organic fuel with very low emissions, and I threw in a few futuristic special features. Dom test-drove it herself, so it has a speed-freak's seal of approval.