Funny? or Accurate? Perhaps both
My weekly horoscope:
Shall we change the subject? Shall we talk about something else? Shall we set our stopwatch while we attempt this? Shall we look to see how long it takes before you steer the conversation back to the current hot topic? You've got a one-track mind at the moment. There's a question you need answering, a problem you are eager to solve. You find a subject difficult to contemplate, but even more difficult to ignore. It can't be constructive to be obsessive. Make sure your thoughts and deeds are positive. Go beyond your fear of failure and you will find the way to success.
Shall we change the subject? Shall we talk about something else? Shall we set our stopwatch while we attempt this? Shall we look to see how long it takes before you steer the conversation back to the current hot topic? You've got a one-track mind at the moment. There's a question you need answering, a problem you are eager to solve. You find a subject difficult to contemplate, but even more difficult to ignore. It can't be constructive to be obsessive. Make sure your thoughts and deeds are positive. Go beyond your fear of failure and you will find the way to success.