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Titz grew from childhood to teenagerdom today! OH BOY THINGS ARE GETTING COMPLICATED
deerheadlights drew this picture of Titz reading her favorite brand of pornography!
titz has this really disturbing boot and cowboy hat fixation. She also is a big trend setter who started a fad of wearing really old time-y clothing that is here done in watermelon colors for continuity sake. She also made nice with a fat girl named Louise who rewarded her calculated social gambit with trips to hawaii. NICE. Titz mom was still a horrible person to her all throughout childhood, but dad helped her start a candy bar empire
The next trend Titz set was wearing amazing wigs. Look at those wigs. So amazing. Anyway, Teen Titz was a bridesmaid at the wedding of some generic friend (not pictured) at the tender age of 13. She got a boyfriend named Jim who is quite possibly the most inaccurately advertised boy ever. He's supposed to be gentle and trust worthy, but he's all touching on other dames and trying to coerce Titz into INTENSIVE CUDDLING but Titz is a classy, angry dame who only does things at her own pace! She also is sometimes a nudist, but not here. Let's see, what else. Oh, she made another socially ambitious friend in the form of a chinese exchange student, whom she magically taught english. She also got mocked by some douche for having her period which is kind of dumb because that's like saying HEY AIRBREATHER HOW DO YOU LIKE BREATHING AIR HUHHHHHH. On the floor is Missy, her oldest and truest minion who apparently just does not give a shit anymore.
WEEZERing
deerheadlights drew this picture of Titz reading her favorite brand of pornography!
titz has this really disturbing boot and cowboy hat fixation. She also is a big trend setter who started a fad of wearing really old time-y clothing that is here done in watermelon colors for continuity sake. She also made nice with a fat girl named Louise who rewarded her calculated social gambit with trips to hawaii. NICE. Titz mom was still a horrible person to her all throughout childhood, but dad helped her start a candy bar empire
The next trend Titz set was wearing amazing wigs. Look at those wigs. So amazing. Anyway, Teen Titz was a bridesmaid at the wedding of some generic friend (not pictured) at the tender age of 13. She got a boyfriend named Jim who is quite possibly the most inaccurately advertised boy ever. He's supposed to be gentle and trust worthy, but he's all touching on other dames and trying to coerce Titz into INTENSIVE CUDDLING but Titz is a classy, angry dame who only does things at her own pace! She also is sometimes a nudist, but not here. Let's see, what else. Oh, she made another socially ambitious friend in the form of a chinese exchange student, whom she magically taught english. She also got mocked by some douche for having her period which is kind of dumb because that's like saying HEY AIRBREATHER HOW DO YOU LIKE BREATHING AIR HUHHHHHH. On the floor is Missy, her oldest and truest minion who apparently just does not give a shit anymore.
WEEZERing