002 - post and infirmary spam

[tlazolpapalotl]

[Infirmary staff]
Do you need another pair of hands down there? I was stuck up here the entire time all of you were down there and I-

Oh, never mind, I'll be right down to do what I can to help. Shoo me off if I'm in the way.

[And fifteen minutes later, Lord Fanny shows up in the infirmary. And yes, she is wearing a nurse outfit, which looks like

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[tlazolpapalotl]

[Double-take from Fanny.]

What are you on about there?

[tlazolpapalotl]

[Fanny purses her lips slightly, smiles.]

Well, possibly ... I'll see what I can do. Are you really supposed to be crushing those?

[tlazolpapalotl]

Well, I'll see if I can find you a spoon, but in the meantime-

[She goes off around a corner and after a moment, returns with a heavy plastic tumbler.]

Still plastic, but it's better than that sad little spoon, dear.

[tlazolpapalotl]

[Beaming smile.]

Glad to help, darling. Anything else?

[tlazolpapalotl]

Ooh, manners. I'm Lord Fanny, darling-most everyone just calls me Fanny.

[tlazolpapalotl]

I answer to all kinds of names, Edward darling. [Smile.] Pleasure to meet you as well. How long have you been on this cruise?

[tlazolpapalotl]

Mm. It's been less than a month for me. And already terribly eventful.